A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
2006-09-01 13:25:52 · 16 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if ur doing jokes and riddles u dont HAVE to have a question and its what do u think of the joke?
2006-09-01 13:30:47 · update #1
Ignore the stupid! I thought this joke was funny! I also know that it wasn't stolen because you stated just heard this from yahoo answers. Second I don't need to ask what's the question...I have way more intelligence hhhhhuuhhhh intellegence..some people have it and some just don't. LOL ignore the stupid! Besides smart a*s can't even spell question.
2006-09-01 15:25:20 · answer #1 · answered by e_deckwa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stolen from ebaums world...I just read it there 30 seconds ago.
2006-09-01 20:29:43 · answer #2 · answered by asalieus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.
2006-09-01 21:26:24 · answer #3 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious in a kinda sick way but funny just the same
2006-09-01 20:34:16 · answer #4 · answered by tomfeltonfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the funniest joke I heard all day
2006-09-01 20:34:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, my husband had already heard it though.
2006-09-01 20:29:07 · answer #6 · answered by steph 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-01 23:52:50 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rate that one about a nine...
2006-09-01 21:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will not report you but what is the quistion
2006-09-01 20:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-01 22:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋