Entertainment & Music - 31 August 2006

it kinda gay

2006-08-31 09:58:32 · 12 answers · asked by rockoutdude85@sbcglobal.net 2 in Music

it was cams eighth birthday and he was playing with his new train set on the porch. his mother walked past and heard him say, ‘toot toot! any f***ing moron who wants to off the f***ing train better do so now. any f***ing losers who want to get on, haul your f***ing asses on now!'
cams mother was mortified that her son was using such foul language. 'listen here, young man, ‘she said sternly. 'we don’t use that language in this house. birthday or not, you go to your room now and stay there for two hours. when you come out, you can play with your new train set, but only if you use nice language.'
cam sulkily went to his room. two hours later he came out and began playing with his train set again. soon the train pulled up at a station and cams mother tiptoed out of the kitchen to eavesdrop on her son. she heard him say, ‘all passengers who are getting off the train, please make sure you leave nothing behind. thank you for traveling with us today and we hope your trip was a pleasant one.'
she hears her son continue, ‘for those of you getting on the train, refreshments will be served in 30 minutes in the dining car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.’
The mother smiled. Then cam added, ‘and for those of you who are bothered about the TWO HOUR delay, go take it out on the f***ing b-I-t-c-h in the kitchen

2006-08-31 09:58:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 09:58:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mitchel Musso is the voice of the main guy on Monster House. He's also the voice of one of the guys on Avatar Last Airbender. Also, he stars as Oliver on Hannah Montana. He made his movie debut in the movie, Life is ruff. Watch out girls, Mitchel is mine!!!!!!!!

2006-08-31 09:58:08 · 5 answers · asked by TraceyH 3 in Celebrities

PLEASE I AM DESPRETE I NEED TO HAVE A PIC!!!!!

2006-08-31 09:57:10 · 2 answers · asked by Bored 2 in Celebrities

because...
i see dead people.

how was your day?

2006-08-31 09:56:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-31 09:56:22 · 1 answers · asked by runrgul 1 in Television

2006-08-31 09:55:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-0PoRW0KL0

2006-08-31 09:55:45 · 2 answers · asked by Black Sabbath 6 in Music

1.______ was born in Richmond , family was devoutly Baptist. He and famous sister went to MY church and high school !!! Was a big-time playboy...now happily married with 3 or 4 kids.
2. ________ mother died when he was 14. Father and aunts raised him. Met up with another teen and that was the beginning of the greatest songwriting team in rock and roll history.
3. A director/writer/actor who fixates on New York city.
4. Born Beverly Louise Neill in Buffalo, New York. As far as I am concerned, she had the role of a lifetime, on a long running tv show.Died from Aids,due to husband.
5. Richard Burton advised him to go completely after acting if that is what he wanted. He quit his job and moved to Hollywood soon after. He drove a truck, worked on a deep sea fishing boat, and gave bus tours to stars' homes before finally making his own way into the films. His work in "The Big Chill" ended up on the cutting room floor.

2006-08-31 09:55:39 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-31 09:55:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-31 09:54:51 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

SMURFETTE, and several smurfs??

2006-08-31 09:54:41 · 16 answers · asked by bbmf06 1 in Television

2006-08-31 09:54:21 · 32 answers · asked by JC one!!!!!!! 1 in Music

I have been buying a DVD of the latest Music album releases including the top 40 singles every week, as MP3 files, but the supply has stopped. Can anybody help and suggest a site that I can download them from, in the same format, as one torrent.

2006-08-31 09:54:17 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Who actually likes Bjork, I don't get it why is she so popular?, I tried, but I just can't get into her music...Does anyone like or dislike Bjork music ??

2006-08-31 09:52:56 · 10 answers · asked by TruStar 2 in Music

There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mom or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu... But I think its Colin

2006-08-31 09:52:06 · 11 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Ghetto Parrot!!!!!!!


A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would

make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.

One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.

And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,

the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!

Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,

"No, you don't say that here!!"


The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!

2006-08-31 09:51:43 · 37 answers · asked by Xae 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Gandalf from the books. assume magical (+1) weapons, so Vader's saber isn't automatically going to slice through it. Have fun!

2006-08-31 09:51:29 · 16 answers · asked by th3_0n3_r1ng 2 in Other - Entertainment

i just wanna kno wat everybodys fav rock bands are,my is greenday,all american rejects,nickelback and many more

2006-08-31 09:51:14 · 17 answers · asked by N@NCY 3 in Music

> A man walks into a restaurant with afull-grown ostrich behind him. The
> waitress asks them for their orders.
>
> The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to theostrich,
> "What's yours?"
>
> "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>
> A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be$9.40
> please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exactchange
> for payment.
>
> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
> "Ahamburger, fries and a coke."
>
> The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches intohis
pocket
> and pays with exact change.
>
> This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks
> thewaitress.
>
> "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
asalad,"
> says the man.
>
> "Same," says the ostrich.
>
> Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be$32.62."
>
> Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it
> onthe table.
>
> The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir.How
> do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket
> everytime?"
>
> "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning theattic and found
> an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered metwo wishes.
My
> first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I wouldjust put my
> hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always bethere."
>
> "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would askfor a million
> dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you wantfor as long
as
> you live!"
>
> "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
> exactmoney is always there," says the man.
>
> The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
>
> The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
chickwith
> a big *** and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

2006-08-31 09:51:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 09:50:56 · 67 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-31 09:50:42 · 7 answers · asked by badbilly 5 in Television

me and my boyfriend want to get some but everything we can find in the stores is rated and edited for cable ahhh its so annoying.. but does any one have some suggestions of where we can go in utah or its close close surrounding states to get some good stuff or anyone know of any good web sites to order off of .....Thanks in advance :)

2006-08-31 09:50:21 · 11 answers · asked by TEMPTRESS 2 in Movies

2006-08-31 09:50:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

yaawwning !!...
*yaawwnnn*.....how can i stop it ??..i have been yawning since the past one hr !..
.tried sleeping..but cant !!

2006-08-31 09:50:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-31 09:50:06 · 9 answers · asked by curlymama 1 in Polls & Surveys

I wanna see how many awswer we can get on here within the houre so type what ever you want. kkk JUST ANSWER!!!!! you never know something might happen.
if you can think of anything to write answer this
what 2+2=?

2006-08-31 09:48:18 · 6 answers · asked by Rain-- 3 in Other - Entertainment

Boys Only

2006-08-31 09:48:09 · 3 answers · asked by Hollywood 2 in Other - Entertainment

is it the same site? or are they different?

2006-08-31 09:48:04 · 2 answers · asked by Lipstick 4 in Celebrities