it was cams eighth birthday and he was playing with his new train set on the porch. his mother walked past and heard him say, ‘toot toot! any f***ing moron who wants to off the f***ing train better do so now. any f***ing losers who want to get on, haul your f***ing asses on now!'
cams mother was mortified that her son was using such foul language. 'listen here, young man, ‘she said sternly. 'we don’t use that language in this house. birthday or not, you go to your room now and stay there for two hours. when you come out, you can play with your new train set, but only if you use nice language.'
cam sulkily went to his room. two hours later he came out and began playing with his train set again. soon the train pulled up at a station and cams mother tiptoed out of the kitchen to eavesdrop on her son. she heard him say, ‘all passengers who are getting off the train, please make sure you leave nothing behind. thank you for traveling with us today and we hope your trip was a pleasant one.'
she hears her son continue, ‘for those of you getting on the train, refreshments will be served in 30 minutes in the dining car. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.’
The mother smiled. Then cam added, ‘and for those of you who are bothered about the TWO HOUR delay, go take it out on the f***ing b-I-t-c-h in the kitchen
2006-08-31 09:58:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke. My son is three and a half and already has a dirty mouth. As long as he learns when it is appropriate to use foul language I don't care if he does.
2006-08-31 10:07:28 · answer #1 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-08-31 17:05:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol- a perfect man for customer service!
2006-08-31 17:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by Angie A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats a good one
2006-08-31 17:23:25 · answer #4 · answered by squiggy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but goodie....
2006-08-31 17:02:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats cute.
2006-08-31 17:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't know you but i need a man
2006-08-31 17:50:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would be very mad but it would problem be my fault hes swearing
2006-08-31 17:07:16 · answer #8 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I'd dust his britches! LOL.
2006-08-31 17:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
COOL!..
2006-08-31 17:32:26 · answer #10 · answered by Utd4Life 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋