> A man walks into a restaurant with afull-grown ostrich behind him. The
> waitress asks them for their orders.
>
> The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to theostrich,
> "What's yours?"
>
> "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>
> A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be$9.40
> please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exactchange
> for payment.
>
> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
> "Ahamburger, fries and a coke."
>
> The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches intohis
pocket
> and pays with exact change.
>
> This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks
> thewaitress.
>
> "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
asalad,"
> says the man.
>
> "Same," says the ostrich.
>
> Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be$32.62."
>
> Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it
> onthe table.
>
> The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
sir.How
> do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket
> everytime?"
>
> "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning theattic and found
> an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered metwo wishes.
My
> first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I wouldjust put my
> hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always bethere."
>
> "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would askfor a million
> dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you wantfor as long
as
> you live!"
>
> "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
> exactmoney is always there," says the man.
>
> The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
>
> The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall
chickwith
> a big *** and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
2006-08-31 09:51:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love it omg i love it
2006-08-31 10:12:03 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he always has the exact amount for anything he can go buy any woman or women he wants, cause there price will never be to high.
2006-08-31 17:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Be careful what you wish for. LOL.
Have a great evening and God Bless.
2006-08-31 17:49:33 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
us women know that is the only way you are going to get all of those things
2006-08-31 16:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by JUNONNKI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOO!!! Ive heard it before...but you didnt even say it right...
2006-08-31 21:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah i've heard it but it's still funny â¥
2006-08-31 16:59:50 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... thats a good one.
2006-08-31 17:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by Victoria 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least she will agree when you have to pay the hooker
2006-08-31 16:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by Angie A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cool
2006-08-31 17:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by china 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, you can't win them all! lol.
2006-08-31 16:56:05 · answer #10 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋