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Ghetto Parrot!!!!!!!


A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would

make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.

One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.

And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,

the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!

Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,

"No, you don't say that here!!"


The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!

2006-08-31 09:51:43 · 37 answers · asked by Xae 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

lady vamp

how dense is dense?
thast my question to you

2006-08-31 09:56:55 · update #1

its ghetto cuz I am

2006-08-31 09:57:35 · update #2

37 answers

ha ha ha... so true!

2006-08-31 09:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 4 1

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
4. I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
5. At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face!
6. Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing
7. Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!
8. I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
10. If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!
11. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
12. Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
13. Keep talking, s omeday you’ll say something intelligent!
14. Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
15. Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!
16. Fellows like you don’t grow from trees; they swing from them.
17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!
19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.
20. He is always lost in thought-it’s unfamiliar territory.
21. He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.
22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he’s funny, it’s a miracle!
23. He is listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?
24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an id iot.
27. How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it’s empty.
30. How would you like to feel the way you look?
31. Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
32. I can’t talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?
33. I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.
34. I don’t know who you are, but whatever you are, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
37. I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!
38. I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.
39. I know you were born silly, b ut why did you have a relapse?
40. I know you’re a self-made man. It’s nice of you to take the blame!
41. I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
42. I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.
44. Do u practice being this ugly?

2006-09-07 16:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0 0

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2006-09-01 19:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The parrot knows that only sinners go to church, allelujah!

2006-09-06 18:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0 0

Ha Ha, guess she shouldn't take the parrot to church.

2006-08-31 10:11:40 · answer #5 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 1 0

lol silly parrot church is for the religious lol ♥

2006-08-31 09:58:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2 0

u ant lien
u do b seein them same muthafukaz a church
so so ture
lol
u funni

2006-09-06 08:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was the best joke I read yet. Good job

2006-09-07 04:52:05 · answer #8 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0 0

Cool bird.

2006-09-04 18:40:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh my gosh! I would kill that parrot if he were to say that about me!

2006-09-05 07:45:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha that's funny and it's true too. but why the parrot gotta be ghetto, uh?

2006-08-31 09:56:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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