gross pay=$1,222.02
income tax=$244.40
outgoing tax=$45.21
state tax=$11.61
interstate tax=$61.10
regional tax=$6.11
city tax=$12.22
rural tax=$4.44
back tax=1.11
front tax=$1.16
side tax=$1.61
up tax=$2.22
thumb tax=$3.93
carpet tacks=$0.98
stadium tax=$0.69
flat tax=$8.32
corporate tax=$2.60
tic tacs=$1.98
parking fee=$5.00
life insurance=$5.85
health insurance=$16.23
dental insurance=$4.50
mental insurance=$4.33
reassurance=$0.11
disability=$2.50
ability=$0.25
liability=$3.41
unreliability=$10.99
coffee==$6.85
coffee cups=$66.51
floor rental=$16.85
chair rental=$0.32
desk rental=$4.32
union dues=$5.85
union don’ts=$3.77
cash advance=$0.69
cash retreats=$121.35
overtime=$1.26
undertime=$54.83
eastern time=$9.00
central time=$8.00
mountain time=$7.00
pacific time=$6.00
time out=$12.21
water=$16.54
heat=$51.42
cool air=$26.83
hot air=$20.00miscellaneous=$113.29
sundry=$12.09
various=$8.01
net take home pay=$0.02
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2006-08-27
07:15:33
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