2006-08-27 07:14:44 · 6 answers · asked by arsenalfc92 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how about this one?
Boy, I'm scared," Anthony said to one of his friends. "I got a letter from a guy who said he'd break my legs if I didn't stop seeing his wife." "Well," replied his friend, "I guess you'll have to stop seeing his wife."
"Easy for you to say."
"You like her that much?" the friend asks.
"It's not that," declared Anthony. "He didn't sign his name!"
2006-08-27 17:38:25 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like a guy walks into a bar joke
Here's one and man walks into the a bar has a conversation with the bartender then goes and sit next to another man.
they talk and get friendly so the man say I be you $50 I can pee in you glass from the other table. And the other guy say I'll take that bet. he stand by the table and tries to pee in the other mans glass but misses and pees on the guy.
The other guy say " yes yes..." and the man gives him $50 and leave soon after.
The bartender say dammit
the guy asks him what wrong the bartender say i just bet that guy $1000 that he couldn't get you to let him pee on you and you to be happy about it
2006-08-27 09:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by Nevar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma jokes
2006-08-27 07:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
which jokes you tell that are funny
2006-08-27 08:37:14 · answer #4 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonde jokes
what did the the blondes right leg say to the left?..................... nothing they never met!
2006-08-27 07:45:28 · answer #5 · answered by 0_o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm... Let me see, you?
2006-08-27 07:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by Kevin H. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋