OK i don't care if you have heard them before by sum1 or sumwher, so please don't comment on how un-funny u think they r, or if u have heard them before, or if u get mad at wut theyr about. Thank you.
1: Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden. However, no matter what she did, she couldnt get her tomatos to ripen. Admiring her neighbors garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret."Its really simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatos and they turn red with embarrassment."Desprate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check on her progress. "So," he asked, "any luck with ur tomatos?""No," she replied excitedly, "but u should see the size of my cucumbers!"
2006-08-26
07:22:56
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