Entertainment & Music - 26 August 2006

2006-08-26 09:11:13 · 8 answers · asked by Bride2Be 8/30/08 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-26 09:11:02 · 2 answers · asked by Branflakes 1 in Movies

2006-08-26 09:10:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They should both be banished from the face of the universe, let alone the media.

2006-08-26 09:09:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-26 09:08:43 · 37 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Celebrities

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and c omplications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart
"cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll
model for millions. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

2006-08-26 09:07:42 · 15 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Which do you prefer?

2006-08-26 09:07:35 · 35 answers · asked by ~SaRaH~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-26 09:07:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

"Fleas"
Adam had'em.

2006-08-26 09:06:49 · 15 answers · asked by rico3151 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-26 09:05:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-26 09:05:02 · 7 answers · asked by Samantha 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-26 09:04:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Just watched my neighbors cat kill a squirrel . Is it cruel to let the cat hunt? Or is it cruel not to let the cat hunt?

2006-08-26 09:04:23 · 9 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you like them(what`s your favourie song) or do you think their music sucks(why)?

2006-08-26 09:03:57 · 27 answers · asked by coognjen 2 in Music

somebody stealing? Would you turn your cheek and pretend you saw nothing, or would you bust 'em out and get their sticky-fingers in trouble?

I would totally snitch 'em out! I believe if you can pay, you can't own.

2006-08-26 09:03:03 · 6 answers · asked by Bite Me 2 in Polls & Surveys

is this wrong

2006-08-26 09:02:51 · 20 answers · asked by shy 1 in Polls & Surveys

D A M N I T O L

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

ST. M O M M A'S W O R T

Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N

Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O

Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

D U M B E R O L

When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in! enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

F L I P I T O R

Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N

Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person..Can we get naked now?.

BUYAGRA

Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

J A C K A S S P I R I N

Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T

A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

N A G A M E N T

When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him

2006-08-26 09:02:49 · 13 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Jokes & Riddles

we both r in same class

2006-08-26 09:01:57 · 14 answers · asked by shy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-26 09:01:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All i remember is the guy say..."Ohhh Mamma...something something...Ohhh mamaaaaa"...Can you helpe me out???

2006-08-26 09:00:44 · 14 answers · asked by Chris D 3 in Music

Anybody know of any good mash-up band? aside from legion of doom..

2006-08-26 09:00:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-26 09:00:12 · 5 answers · asked by mad manc 4 in Television

2006-08-26 08:59:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is he really crosseyed?

2006-08-26 08:59:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I KNOW I GOT YOUR HOPES UP
BUT NOW THAT I GOT YOUR ATTENTION
whats the bestest gangster movie you ever seen
(dont say scarface or godfather)tell me one that is not really old

2006-08-26 08:59:14 · 20 answers · asked by YES SIR 3 in Movies

2006-08-26 08:59:14 · 2 answers · asked by Samantha 2 in Other - Entertainment

i need the title/rapper....
i cant really remember alot of the words..
umm its like...
whatcha know about that whatcha know about that i know all about that...hey ho something something...

what r some other good songs?...

2006-08-26 08:58:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It was based in the seventies. It had that dark-haired guy from "Entourage"(spelling). It was about him and his friends. I also remember the dad in this movie was having the gender reassignment surgery. First to help me correctly earns the 10 point reward.

2006-08-26 08:58:25 · 5 answers · asked by fricatease 4 in Movies

2006-08-26 08:56:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The King is enthralled by your beauty; honor him, for he is your Lord.

Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting

Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as braided hair and the wearing of gold jewelry and fine clothes. Instead, it should be that of your inner self, the unfading beauty of a gentle and quiet spirit, which is of great worth in God's sight.

Girls-EVERY single one of you is absolutly beautiful, and I still can't get over it!! I just wish the rest of the world would see you like I do.

2006-08-26 08:55:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys