D A M N I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in! enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person..Can we get naked now?.
BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
N A G A M E N T
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him
2006-08-26 09:02:49 · 13 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Or how about Micoxafloppin for your man when he's not "in the mood"?
2006-08-26 09:30:26 · answer #1 · answered by midge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine says this... What she senses for you The day you furnish, outdoors would be warm. Your toddler will arrive interior the afternoon. After a hard artwork lasting approximately 4 hours, your new child, a boy, would be born. Your toddler will weigh approximately 8 pounds, 15 oz, and could be 19 inches long. This new child might have mild blue eyes and dark hair. yet there is extra. i'm getting the effect which you have some questions -- unresolved concerns you have been too shy to deal with with your caregiver. it somewhat is somewhat conventional. you may take excitement in the countless advice to three of those probably embarassing being pregnant questions. yet....... Ive had 3 scans all sonographers suggested its definately female and im due in Feb so i doubt very lots its gonna be a warm day lol sturdy little bit of exciting tho :)
2016-09-30 00:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by mauzon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fiancee is constantly giving me N A G A M E N T, because she forgets to take her F L I P I T O R & D A M N I T O L
2006-08-26 09:09:33 · answer #3 · answered by Grown Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.... Wish I had some jackasspirin three months ago... Woduln't have made a scandal and broken up with my bbf over him forgetting to buy me presents :)) LOL
2006-08-26 09:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by kichka_2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOTALLY FUNNY!
Do I need a prescription or should I watch for the spam?
2006-08-26 09:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by blondie22334455 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow ill have some B U Y A G R A. money money money.
2006-08-26 09:51:17 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if only I knew where to find some of that Jackas spirin!
2006-08-26 09:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by Jen J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny i think i need some of those lol good one
2006-08-26 09:05:54 · answer #8 · answered by vetta b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
especially like nagament.
2006-08-26 09:11:05 · answer #9 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah... someome told this the other day sorry
2006-08-26 22:34:24 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋