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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and c omplications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart
"cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll
model for millions. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes

2006-08-26 09:07:42 · 15 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

: ( : :: :::::::: thats so sad!!! i should have sent his family a toaster strudel for all of thier greif.lol

2006-08-26 09:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was a good service. I thought it could have lasted a few more minutes then it did.

2006-08-26 16:11:00 · answer #2 · answered by Jersey's Franchise 3 · 0 0

That's not a question, this isn't an answer, and I think you've made us all stupider for writing that. Two points for me.

2006-08-26 16:10:13 · answer #3 · answered by Daniel C 4 · 0 0

Cute, and was a nice giggle before work. But it really wasn't a question ;-)

2006-08-26 16:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by Rocker 2 · 0 0

Very nice....I enjoyed it and I think the kids will too.

2006-08-26 16:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Unique 1 · 0 0

this funeral service has made me hungary.

2006-08-26 16:16:08 · answer #6 · answered by katz 4 · 0 0

great! lol, I am gonna email it to my hubby

2006-08-26 16:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by AGgirl 2 · 0 0

thank you, that put a smile on my face.

2006-08-26 16:23:29 · answer #8 · answered by Rowan 7 · 0 0

SMOKE THE BEAR. THAT ONLY ASKING i CAN COME UP WITH.

2006-08-26 16:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 0 0

old joke

2006-08-26 16:09:03 · answer #10 · answered by Trollhair 6 · 0 0

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