Entertainment & Music - 26 August 2006

Do you know the name of a song /band/music video/of a 90's song with a guy with long hair and wears sunglasses in a music video with a girl dressed up in a bee costume?

2006-08-26 11:50:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anime Lover Mike 1 in Music

2006-08-26 11:50:40 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-26 11:50:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please say two things you want from life and why

2006-08-26 11:50:36 · 26 answers · asked by Angel 1 in Magazines

2006-08-26 11:49:59 · 24 answers · asked by fairydust 2 in Music

2006-08-26 11:49:57 · 4 answers · asked by ktindall62@sbcglobal.net 1 in Music

The first person to guess me and my babydaddy and our son's sign...gets 10 points....

2006-08-26 11:49:30 · 24 answers · asked by lawasso j 1 in Horoscopes

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

2006-08-26 11:49:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

in the 4th season, sasuke turns bad, is he ever gonna become good? who's gonna replace him bc you need three people to have a team. also,at the end of the 2nd season, kakashi dint want to train naruto so he gets another person to train him, so is naruto ever gonna be trained by kakashi again?

oh yea, is sasuke ever gonna come back? if he does, will they kick sai off?

sorry, im soo clueless, i only started watching this show a few weeks earlier so i dont really kno anything about it

2006-08-26 11:49:16 · 3 answers · asked by yoursforeverxx33 1 in Television

in that song London bridges what does she mean by london bridges and wanna go down and all that. is she making a hip hop version of the nursery rythme?

2006-08-26 11:48:44 · 13 answers · asked by sh 1 in Music

I was at a friends house today and heard this music that kind of speaking in french it was a girls voice and it was real posh sounding kind of city like can anyone help out

2006-08-26 11:47:20 · 2 answers · asked by emilybelle 2 in Music

Washing
Ironing
*******
Etc.

2006-08-26 11:46:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Include the name of the artist,as well.

2006-08-26 11:46:45 · 17 answers · asked by Elwood Blues 6 in Music

2006-08-26 11:46:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

doctor says=this should be taken care of right away
doctor means=I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that i want to fix it before it cures itself
doctor says=well, what have we here
doctor means=since I haven’t the foggiest notion of what it is, I’m hoping you will give me a bit of a clue
doctor says=we'll see
doctor means=first I have to check my malpractice insurance
doctor says=let me check your medical history
doctor means=I want to see if you’ve paid you last bill before spending any more time with you
doctor says=why wont we make another appointment later in the week
doctor means=I’m playing golf this afternoon, and this is a waste of time. Or, I need the money, so I’m charging you for another office visit
doctor says=I really cant recommend seeing a chiropractor
doctor means=I hate those guys mooching our fees
doctor says=we have some good news and some bad news
doctor means= the good news is he’s going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is you’re going to pay for it

2006-08-26 11:46:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-26 11:46:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

And if u dont like him tell me why coz i think he is so cool .

2006-08-26 11:45:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A run-away bride, considering I have cancelled three engagements and the last one was four weeks away from the big vows and flouncey frock?

2006-08-26 11:45:04 · 9 answers · asked by CC...x 5 in Polls & Surveys

movie with hilary and haylie duff!

2006-08-26 11:44:55 · 8 answers · asked by RebeccA H 1 in Movies

An alter ego?

2006-08-26 11:43:34 · 35 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

all i know is it sounds like a black man & jit is r& b & it goes

deal wit it deal wit it

sorry that's all i know but it popped into my head & i don't know what the name of it is called.

2006-08-26 11:43:33 · 7 answers · asked by Shelly 3 in Music

2006-08-26 11:43:19 · 8 answers · asked by razcaz@btinternet.com 1 in Music

This is so random, but I'm stuck here right now, lolz... I'm having a great day! I LOVE LIFE. MUSIC + RELIGION = LIFE, hahaha... I am so R-A-N-D-O-M-! THIS DAY IS SO GREAT, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-26 11:42:52 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I will be running both guitar and microphone through a Mackie mixerboard, out to Mackie self-powered speakers. Basically, a mobile PA system.

2006-08-26 11:42:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-26 11:41:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-26 11:41:08 · 9 answers · asked by Victor C 1 in Music

I never get money, so why is my *** called my money maker?

2006-08-26 11:40:57 · 28 answers · asked by Valkyrie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-26 11:40:50 · 12 answers · asked by jameshia 1 in Celebrities

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

2006-08-26 11:40:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

these rabbits were on the rampage and were stomping on pylons. did i imagine this?

2006-08-26 11:40:21 · 11 answers · asked by vonbon 2 in Television