doctor says=this should be taken care of right away
doctor means=I’d planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that i want to fix it before it cures itself
doctor says=well, what have we here
doctor means=since I haven’t the foggiest notion of what it is, I’m hoping you will give me a bit of a clue
doctor says=we'll see
doctor means=first I have to check my malpractice insurance
doctor says=let me check your medical history
doctor means=I want to see if you’ve paid you last bill before spending any more time with you
doctor says=why wont we make another appointment later in the week
doctor means=I’m playing golf this afternoon, and this is a waste of time. Or, I need the money, so I’m charging you for another office visit
doctor says=I really cant recommend seeing a chiropractor
doctor means=I hate those guys mooching our fees
doctor says=we have some good news and some bad news
doctor means= the good news is he’s going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is you’re going to pay for it
2006-08-26 11:46:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
part two coming soon
2006-08-26 11:46:34 · update #1
i read part 2 first... it's better, but thanks lol
2006-08-26 12:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha dead on, nice job
2006-08-27 02:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by Link 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice.
so true
2006-08-26 18:50:06 · answer #3 · answered by Lexis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heh so true once more â¥
2006-08-27 05:16:56 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny...lol
2006-08-26 19:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by lola 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-27 17:13:34 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋