A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her. Later, the same thing happened, and he asked the lady again. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.
After, he went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold. She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh." "No, I wouldn't," he said. She said, "I sell tampons." With that, he fell on the floor laughing. "See i knew you would laugh!" "Its not that!" he said "I sell preperation h so im STILL one hole behind you!"
2006-08-24
06:05:45
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