Entertainment & Music - 24 August 2006

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me: Her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight toward my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in the car.

2006-08-24 11:15:16 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 11:15:06 · 12 answers · asked by vampire lover 5 in Other - Entertainment

when is the new episode of LOST?

2006-08-24 11:14:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

you do not know who your daddy is, are you a sick bastard?

2006-08-24 11:14:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is your favorite childhood memory?

2006-08-24 11:14:07 · 36 answers · asked by kkds14 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-24 11:13:57 · 18 answers · asked by hearts_bleed_dark 3 in Television

WHy were Bobby Brown and Whitney EVER allowed to have a show on t.v? How do they still have money when they are both wash ups? I don't know who to feel sorrier for those two or the kids. What do you think?

2006-08-24 11:13:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

It starts out with "do you remember" then it has some words, then "we'll be together" and the chorus is like "oh we oh, it's not the way we planned it" or something like that. I really want to know the song title I've been searching for a while but I can't find it. If you can find the artist too that would be great... if you know it.

2006-08-24 11:13:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-24 11:13:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really LOVE their music! Miley is 13...but on all the Disney 411 commercials all the fans are like, 6,7, and 8 years old...

2006-08-24 11:13:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-24 11:12:50 · 1 answers · asked by ndn 1 in Music

2006-08-24 11:12:49 · 5 answers · asked by hannahmontanagurl123456 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-24 11:12:38 · 16 answers · asked by Pretty Brown Eyes 4 in Polls & Surveys

If Michael Jackson was really guilty would you try to kill him or make sure he goes to jail instead of taking his money after he so called molested your child? I know I would!

2006-08-24 11:12:06 · 6 answers · asked by taytay 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-24 11:12:03 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

My votes are for Hole and Kittie.

2006-08-24 11:11:57 · 30 answers · asked by LOLcat #over 9000 2 in Music

What is so special about the words Cat, Ape, and Ten? Hint: It has to do with the way you arrange them. If the first 15 people don't get it right, I will give the answer.

2006-08-24 11:11:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

but they just pass on?

2006-08-24 11:11:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it goes.. "bounce with it drop with it. lean with it, rock with it, snap with it, all my fellows drop your backs with... so it. do it. do it, you know the world be rockin' to it to it, so do it so it.." and whats the name of it?

2006-08-24 11:10:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-24 11:10:23 · 3 answers · asked by Julie T 3 in Television

The Chicken noodle soup dance comes from new york city and the lean with it rock with it dance comes from atlanta.

2006-08-24 11:10:15 · 4 answers · asked by gentlgodis 4 in Other - Entertainment

What is that song that is on the New America's Next Top Model Commercial? and who sings it? I've looked every where trying to find it but i just cannot!!

2006-08-24 11:10:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

re-gift?

2006-08-24 11:10:06 · 16 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

in the end of the movie the father was laying on the couch and the mother and doaghter reture and they go in side the house but the father can't see them nither can the mom and her doaghter can see him it looks like their in two diffrent worlds.WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?

2006-08-24 11:10:06 · 10 answers · asked by Fredy U 1 in Movies

my dad described this documentary to me.....

it is all about how the US plotted the 9/11 attacks




in it, it shows that the pentagon may have gotten hit by a guided missle sent by the US, not a plane.

it also shows that although a plane crashed at the 83rd floor, explosions occured 60 floors down.

2006-08-24 11:09:32 · 14 answers · asked by rick13312002 2 in Movies

2006-08-24 11:09:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

LYRICS:
I miss you o i miss you
am gonna need you more and more each day
i miss you more than words could say
more than words could ever say

2006-08-24 11:08:29 · 4 answers · asked by hawai_love 1 in Music

Mine would have to be Greg, because he's such a goofball. I also like Nick because he empathizes with the victims, especially the kids. I also like Catherine because she's smart and she loves her daughter.

2006-08-24 11:07:42 · 10 answers · asked by LOLcat #over 9000 2 in Television

Ok i have seen the movie twice nearly went a third time but the deal didnt work out on my friends going.

I loved the movie, cant wait to see how it ends with part 3

So can someone tell me, what do people not like about it? ALl i hear is "i hated it" "It was disapointing" "it was boring" "I cant understand the ending"

Ok can someone tell me WHY DID you not like it?

2006-08-24 11:07:36 · 22 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Movies

and not YEEHAW?

2006-08-24 11:06:48 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys