My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me: Her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight toward my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in the car.
2006-08-24 11:15:16 · 22 answers · asked by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
JUST A LIL DIRTY!
2006-08-24 11:16:51 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT JOKE THAT IS CUTE BY THE WAY!!!!!!
2006-08-24 11:16:54 · answer #1 · answered by MS. SEXY!!!!!!!!!! 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-08-24 18:17:36 · answer #2 · answered by Kitia_98 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny alright. Good one!
2006-08-24 18:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...... It wasn't very cute, but a little funny.
2006-08-24 18:18:33 · answer #4 · answered by Bombenhagel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this one before. Good one.
2006-08-24 18:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by El Teke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before, but it IS pretty funny, ain't it?
2006-08-24 18:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a great joke
2006-08-24 18:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by bub15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I've heard it, but it is a good joke. LOL.
2006-08-24 18:34:26 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke dude i hope its not a true story though that would be sick.
2006-08-24 18:19:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 ut its funny
2006-08-24 18:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by Dragonfly :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-24 18:23:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋