Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today,
I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you here today.
When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house!"
2006-08-23
06:58:27
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