Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today,
I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you here today.
When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house!"
2006-08-23 06:58:27 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah Ah Ah! Really really amusing!
2006-08-23 07:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by alb86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny!
I have heard that before!
Listen to this one....
Amy walked up to Bill and says "I want to get a divorce",
he looks back with shock and ask "why?"
Amy stated "because you are a pedophile".
Then Bill says "well now that is such a big word for an 8 year old".
2006-08-23 07:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by chocolatesyrup101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was very funny..... i had to think a minute at the end. LOL
2006-08-23 07:01:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow too funny
2006-08-23 07:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Loving*Steph♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. Great Joke! Kudos.
Have a great day!
2006-08-24 06:23:57 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one but definitely funny.
2006-08-23 07:00:21 · answer #6 · answered by Crowsnest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is a very funny joke!
2006-08-23 08:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kina predictable. ok fine joke.
2006-08-23 07:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ lavender baby ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Golden oldies...gotta love them
2006-08-23 07:09:58 · answer #9 · answered by Shy Town 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny I liked it.
2006-08-23 07:08:25 · answer #10 · answered by phillyhottie000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋