1.1. Compliment people on their shoes
2. Introduce yourself to the person next to you
3. Strike up a conversation
4. Provide "strenuous" sound effects
5. Ask the person in the next stall if there’s anything swimming in their bowl
6. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives
7. Scream "oh my god! What the hell is that?
8. Simulate a drug deal
9. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects)
10. Roll Easter eggs under the doors
11. Start a sing a long
12. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. Ask if there busy
13. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman
14. Ask loudly, "When does the movie start?"
15. Write "nerdy" graffiti "please wash your hands. Thank you."
16. Kick the cubicles doors, camera in hand
17. Pour water over the cubicle door onto occupant
18. Say, "oops missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls
19. Fake an orgasm
20. At night, switch off the lights
21. Run around naked, yelling ‘where’s the fish?’
22. Ask, in a small trembling voice, ‘is there a doctor in the house?’
23. Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing
24. Write essay questions on the toilet paper
25. Offer refreshments
26. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sandpaper
27. Electrify metal urinals
28. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl
29. Remove cubicle doors
30. Glue seat and cover down to bowl
31. Place signs of 24-hour video surveillance
32. Put itching powder on the toilet seats
33. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl
34. Replace soap in dispenser with custard
35. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available
36. Make kitty liter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install
37. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa)
38. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette
2006-08-23
17:09:04
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