1.1. Compliment people on their shoes
2. Introduce yourself to the person next to you
3. Strike up a conversation
4. Provide "strenuous" sound effects
5. Ask the person in the next stall if there’s anything swimming in their bowl
6. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives
7. Scream "oh my god! What the hell is that?
8. Simulate a drug deal
9. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects)
10. Roll Easter eggs under the doors
11. Start a sing a long
12. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. Ask if there busy
13. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman
14. Ask loudly, "When does the movie start?"
15. Write "nerdy" graffiti "please wash your hands. Thank you."
16. Kick the cubicles doors, camera in hand
17. Pour water over the cubicle door onto occupant
18. Say, "oops missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls
19. Fake an orgasm
20. At night, switch off the lights
21. Run around naked, yelling ‘where’s the fish?’
22. Ask, in a small trembling voice, ‘is there a doctor in the house?’
23. Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing
24. Write essay questions on the toilet paper
25. Offer refreshments
26. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sandpaper
27. Electrify metal urinals
28. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl
29. Remove cubicle doors
30. Glue seat and cover down to bowl
31. Place signs of 24-hour video surveillance
32. Put itching powder on the toilet seats
33. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl
34. Replace soap in dispenser with custard
35. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available
36. Make kitty liter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install
37. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa)
38. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette
2006-08-23 17:09:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, this is very funny.
The only one I have actually done was #20. I was at a Travel Plaza on Route 90 in Ohio when I was 16, and I turned out the lights in the womens bathroom when I walked out. Very immature when I look back on it, but it was funny at the time lol. I never knew what any one in there said because I just rushed off!
#12. was funny, knock on a door and ask if anyone is there! If they answer say "are you busy?" LOL! Hilarious.
2006-08-23 19:47:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All but #28
2006-08-23 17:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by Stewy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Those are funny. I've got another one. What about bringing a guitar into the toilet, and then sitting in the stall and singing songs while playing the guitar? Like "I'm sittin' on the toilet! Woah woah woaahhh!!"
2006-08-23 17:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by Ell 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about the point 32 and 37 ? LOL
2006-08-23 17:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
20, 29,
2006-08-23 19:52:08 · answer #5 · answered by Arch Teryx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You seem to very mischievous. Also, you have knack of preparing lists.
Are you testing others or have you done all these in the list, yourself?
2006-08-23 17:13:32 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe clever and cute but I wouldn't do any of that... wait maybe #32 and #19 heh ♥
2006-08-23 17:20:03 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have nothing better to do, huh? It all sounds fun. I might try it sometime. A lot of them are good ideas.
2006-08-23 17:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by nicolea0329 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I haven't done any of that,. I usually just want to get out of those dirty places
2006-08-23 17:34:32 · answer #9 · answered by reallyfedup 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ever 360 a bathroom?
2006-08-23 17:11:20 · answer #10 · answered by mwells0629 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋