Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
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> Many years ago a man was traveling through the
> mountains of Switzerland.
>
>
> Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere
> to sleep. He went
> up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could
> spend the night. !
>
> The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
>
> As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her
> father, "Who is that
> man going into the barn?"
>
> "That fellow traveling through," said the farmer.
> "needs a place to stay
> for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the
> barn."
>
> The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she
> prepared him a plate
> of food for him and then took it out to the barn.
>
> About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her
> clothing disheveled and
> straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.
>
> The farmer's wife was very observant. She then
> suggested that perhaps
> the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of
> wine, took it out to the
> barn,! and she too did not return for an hour. Her
> clothing was askew,
> her blouse buttoned incorrectly. She also headed
> straight to bed.
>
> The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got
> up and continued on
> his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
>
> When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor
> was gone, she broke
> into tears. "How could he leave without even saying
> goodbye," she cried.
> "We made such passionate love last night!"
>
> "What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of
> the house looking
> for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.
>
> The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get
> you! You had sex with
> my daughter!"
>
> The man looked back down from the mountainside,
> cupped his hand next to
> his mouth, and yelled out.....
>
> "LAIDTHEOLAIDEETOO"
2006-08-22
13:09:32
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