An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a
sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home
and Bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's
office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as
on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained:
Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right
hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and
still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and
she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still
nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar
open."
2006-08-21
08:15:50
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