Entertainment & Music - 18 August 2006

...any permanent damage, what for, deserving or not, or is it ever deserving at all...haha!

2006-08-18 16:24:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An older man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that she had never climaxed during sex and, by birthright, all women are entitled to at least one climax during sex. So they went to see a doctor.

The doctor tells them to get a young, strong, virile young man to wave a towel over them while they are having sex. This, the doctor says, will cause the woman to climax, so the couple tries it. After several attempts, still no climax. They go back to the doctor.

The doctor says for the bride to change partners and have the virile young man have sex with her and have the husband wave the towel. They try it that night and the young woman goes into wild, screaming earsplitting climaxes, one after the other.

When it is over, the husband smugly looks down at the young man and says, "You see, you idiot! That's how you wave a towel!"

2006-08-18 16:24:39 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I love them all, but my pick would have to be a tie between "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

2006-08-18 16:23:20 · 9 answers · asked by michael c 4 in Movies

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser."

"Oh really? Hmm, I didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care!"

The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn," he says, getting up and heading for the Irishman.

So, the second Englishman tapped the man on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!"

"Oh really? Huh, I hadn't heard that before."

Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"

The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off. Just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

2006-08-18 16:23:09 · 10 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I walked away for 15 minutes, my last poll question had 37 answers. Did you get what you said you would do, accomplished?
This is what I did! And I actually was off for 15 minutes, cuz once I got rolling I couldn't stop!

1. Started my new Freecycle box :))
2. Cleaned underneath my youngest's bed (I just found out the older brothers are stuffing everything under HIS bed so the room is cleaned faster, lol!)
3. Called my sister.
4. Walked my dog

2006-08-18 16:22:50 · 4 answers · asked by Gothic Martha™ 6 in Polls & Surveys

why in the world did micheal jackson go white like wtf i never really got that

2006-08-18 16:22:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-18 16:21:47 · 31 answers · asked by Shannon T 3 in Television

This is where everybody contributes to the story and it gets longer and longer.

Make it as funny as posible

I will start

One day there was a beautiful princess

2006-08-18 16:21:42 · 21 answers · asked by smashmaster64 2 in Polls & Surveys

i think it was from the early 1990s.. its was little dinosaursbut lifelike..not cartoons..and there was the mother father, grandma.. and baby .. i thought it was so cute but can't remeber the name..i guess it was almost like fleinstones but the dinosaur version.. the dad bear worked like fred did

2006-08-18 16:21:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

on your b-day??

2006-08-18 16:20:55 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You have to be careful when you register a domain name! It's sometimes hard to figure out what words are embedded in it if you don't capitalize things well in your advertising:

Site: GotAHoe.com
Is really: GoTahoe.com (Lake Tahoe Visitors Bureau)

Site: PenisLand.net
Is really: PenIsland.net (sells custom pens)

Site: TheRapistFinder.com
Is really: TherapistFinder.com (directory of therapists)

Site: ExpertSexChange.net
Is really: ExpertsExchange.net (data base experts site)

Site: WhorePresents.com
Is really: WhoRepresents.com (directory of agents and who they represent)

Site: PowerGenitalia.com
Is really: PowergenItalia.com (Italian power company)

Site: MolestationNursery.com
Is really: MoleStationNursery.com (a plant nursery in Mole Station, Australia)

Site: DollarSexChange.com
Is really: DollarsExchange.com (currency trading site)

and...

Site: CummingFirst.com
Is really: CummingFirst.com (yeah, well, it's the Cumming, Georgia, First Methodist Church!)

2006-08-18 16:20:51 · 19 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

um... duz any1 kno who Juelz is datin??? and ay... dont say its yo self cuz i betcha dat ***** dot even kno who u is.

2006-08-18 16:20:50 · 8 answers · asked by Jibbs'_Wifey 2 in Music

2006-08-18 16:20:36 · 5 answers · asked by rockonze 1 in Music

It is about this girl who walked through her mirror and was in a make believe land or something and there was an evil witch.

2006-08-18 16:20:28 · 13 answers · asked by stacey3205 2 in Movies

2006-08-18 16:19:32 · 20 answers · asked by trxr4kdz 5 in Polls & Surveys

on the web there is a clip of a bunny being hit by a race car and explodes but i cant find it any where can u give me a link ??

2006-08-18 16:18:46 · 6 answers · asked by Spazboy 2 in Other - Entertainment

Are my questions a turn on to girls & ladies, or merely just interesting to the female perspective? Are my questions wussy, or feminine? Hmm, interesting effect and if I wasn't married I'd be set since I get a fair number of emails from females saying my avatar is hot, and my questions are cool. Is this good or bad?

2006-08-18 16:18:01 · 27 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Polls & Surveys

All right, I know I'm being lazy and not doing my homework like I should, but I was wondering about a song by Simon and Garfunkle, "Mrs. Robinson", they mention her in the song and I was wondering if she was a real person. I mean, I know of the other people like Joe Dimaggio, but I was curious about her.

I think she's a real person, because once my boyfriend got sick after he ate my cooking, and my roommate looked at me, raised his beer and said, "Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson."

I sound really stupid, but I don't care at the moment, I would really like to know who she was.

2006-08-18 16:17:44 · 14 answers · asked by Miss Kitae 3 in Music

2006-08-18 16:17:35 · 7 answers · asked by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 in Polls & Surveys

HAve trial contacts, one came out at dinner, as I have no replacement ones till next week, I placed it in a plastic cup with water until I could get home.
If I put it in the solution ( all in one kind) overnite will it be okay to use tomorrow ?

2006-08-18 16:17:09 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-18 16:16:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ok i swear there is a song that has this lyric in it. but i don't know what song this lyric is from and it has been bugging me for the last couple of days! i know it is a song...i just am totally at a blank i have no clue whatso ever! who sings it what song is it? i just wanna know cuz i used to know it is bothering me so bad. here the only lyrics from the song i can remember right now go something like this....."whisper whisper don't make a sound" and then it might be repeated a little bit. it is a rock song for sure i know it has gotta be a rock song cuz thats like all i listen to! please help!
please help!☺

2006-08-18 16:16:10 · 6 answers · asked by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 in Music

....what?

2006-08-18 16:15:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-18 16:14:27 · 26 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-18 16:14:06 · 38 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-18 16:13:31 · 4 answers · asked by COREY G 1 in Music

I need some cash. I'm thinking about going into the porn industry. Is this a good idea? And if it is, where do I start?

2006-08-18 16:10:24 · 23 answers · asked by ... 2 in Polls & Surveys

from kill bill
it goes like this
bang bang i shot you down
bang bang you hit the ground

2006-08-18 16:10:16 · 9 answers · asked by josh 2 in Music

2006-08-18 16:07:19 · 11 answers · asked by Chris N 1 in Other - Entertainment

I am! I absolutely enjoy his debut CD, Measure of a Man.

2006-08-18 16:07:06 · 14 answers · asked by Angie M 4 in Music