Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser."
"Oh really? Hmm, I didn't know that."
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care!"
The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off. Watch and learn," he says, getting up and heading for the Irishman.
So, the second Englishman tapped the man on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!"
"Oh really? Huh, I hadn't heard that before."
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"
The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off. Just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."
2006-08-18 16:23:09 · 10 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
VERY GOOD. I give you a thumbs up!
2006-08-18 16:29:43 · answer #1 · answered by MARIA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 06:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty close, he was actually Welsh !!!!, and most Irishmen know that !!!!
And that is coming from an Irishman who went to school where St Patrick had his first church and where he was buried. We still like the Welsh more than the English !!!!
2006-08-18 16:30:36 · answer #3 · answered by PolarCeltic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2006-08-18 16:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I was going to tell this one no fair you beat me to it hmph i'm so mad at you right now lol I like this joke the best ♥
2006-08-18 16:49:54 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as funny but still breaks the monotony
2006-08-18 16:28:28 · answer #6 · answered by Compulsory23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crazy joke!
2006-08-18 16:29:23 · answer #7 · answered by Echo Forest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There it is! LOL. LOL. 10.
Thanks for the laughter.
Have a great Saturday!
2006-08-19 05:19:19 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one, too.
I'll tell this joke to my English friends.
2006-08-18 16:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by fortuna0820 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long joke, but great avator!!
2006-08-18 16:28:17 · answer #10 · answered by Baby #3 due 10/13/09 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋