Entertainment & Music - 15 August 2006

There was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now. As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work.
He told her not to bother as he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He told her that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.
The model said "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least I can do." He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps.
"Oh my God!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife, Quick! Take all your clothes off."


Say a good joke and I will give you 10 points!

2006-08-15 11:02:03 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-15 11:01:59 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 11:01:26 · 2 answers · asked by zilva 6 in Music

2006-08-15 11:01:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-15 11:00:03 · 10 answers · asked by Maya J 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-15 10:59:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 10:59:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine is the foot fungus animation.YUK!

2006-08-15 10:58:47 · 28 answers · asked by stormy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 10:58:09 · 5 answers · asked by DramaKid2010 2 in Music

I would love to be sitting next to Dave Navarro & Tommy Lee wouldn't you???

2006-08-15 10:58:02 · 5 answers · asked by BABY BLUE EYES 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-15 10:57:56 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 10:56:49 · 7 answers · asked by Echo Shadows 1 in Music

2006-08-15 10:56:42 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 10:56:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I love that show...what do you think of the new girls? Buckwild cracks me up!!

2006-08-15 10:56:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I need a full recap of the Finale? Can anyone help

2006-08-15 10:56:17 · 7 answers · asked by victorial_1 1 in Television

2006-08-15 10:55:54 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in season 3 episode 11 Home Is Where the Hurt Is what was Clark's symtoms... all of them

2006-08-15 10:55:35 · 2 answers · asked by Red K 2 in Television

I used to think David Navarro was dope, but now he's a jackass. If you've seen Rock Star SuperNova he is a total jerkoff on the show. I also think Carmen Electra was way too good for him, she deserves better.

2006-08-15 10:55:33 · 7 answers · asked by blu2u1982 2 in Television

2006-08-15 10:55:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 10:54:38 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Celebrities

2006-08-15 10:54:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 10:54:08 · 8 answers · asked by †ᴰᴲᵛᴵᴸ† 5 in Music

i got like 7.

2006-08-15 10:54:05 · 15 answers · asked by Shea Butta 3 in Polls & Surveys

Were you happy that Janelle won the redu HOH comp or did you want Erika to keep it?

2006-08-15 10:54:03 · 10 answers · asked by Goddess Princess Minky 5 in Television

friends wedding. i had to pay 200 dollars for this heinous teal thing that i'll never wear again. i would wear a burlap sack if she asked me too, but anyway..my question: Does anyone have any creative ideas of what to do with it after? i'm thinking about donating it to charity, since someone might like it. Or possibly setting it on fire and dancing about its ashes. Let me know what you think.

Thanks for taking the time to answer guys. :)

2006-08-15 10:54:02 · 8 answers · asked by Jess 3 in Polls & Surveys

i got one more question? did michael really kick bubbles?
just curious.

2006-08-15 10:53:56 · 4 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 10:53:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you prefer showers or baths?
I like both

2006-08-15 10:53:22 · 24 answers · asked by qwerty 4 in Polls & Surveys

p.s. I made me dress up as Prince for Halloween........lol =)

2006-08-15 10:52:49 · 28 answers · asked by basketballpro4ever07 1 in Polls & Surveys