Entertainment & Music - 13 August 2006

Okay, I know that Wolverine is a fictional character and all, but if you pit the two of them against each other, who would walk away the winner, and who wouldn't be able to walk away period?

2006-08-13 14:22:27 · 23 answers · asked by Michael L 5 in Comics & Animation

The personnel director was interviewing people for the position of account executive. One candidate offered excellent references and experience, and he was well-dressed and well-spoken. The only catch was a disconcerting mannerism: the fellow couldn't seem to stop winking.

So the personnel director decided to be frank. "You've got all the qualifications for the job and I'd really like to hire you, but I have to be honest. I'm afraid that facial tic of yours might put clients off."

"I'm glad you brought that up, sir," said the candidate, "because all I need to make that annoying wink go away is a couple of aspirins. See for yourself. I've got some on me," he says, as he starts emptying his pockets on the desk. The prospective employer was startled to see dozens of packages of condoms piling up: ribbed ones, lubricated ones, multi-colored ones -- every variety imaginable.

"Aha," cried the young man happily, "here they are!" He brandished two aspirin tablets, swallowed them, and sure enough the 'wink' went away in less than a minute.

"So much for the wink," said the personnel manager sternly, gesturing at the mound of rubbers, "but what about all this stuff here? I don't want the company to be represented by some wild womanizer."

"No fear, sir," the prospect assured him. "I'm a happily married man!"

"So how do you account for the contents of you pockets?"

It's quite simple, sir," the fellow assured him. "Did you ever go into a drugstore, winking like crazy, and ask for a bottle of aspirin?"

2006-08-13 14:22:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-13 14:21:44 · 29 answers · asked by Jake 4 in Television

2006-08-13 14:21:28 · 1 answers · asked by rlhartness 1 in Television

stereotypically speaking or in your own opinion

2006-08-13 14:20:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

10. Decorating the house (OK: boarding up windows).

9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).

8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.

7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials".

6. Family coming to stay with you

5. Family and friends from out of state call.

4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities.

3. Days off from work.

2. Candles.

And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas:

1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

2006-08-13 14:20:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-13 14:20:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-13 14:19:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-13 14:19:35 · 13 answers · asked by ₦âħí»€G 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i like wet farts

2006-08-13 14:18:52 · 30 answers · asked by hillbilly 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 14:18:09 · 21 answers · asked by krazych1nky 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 14:17:47 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

both are impossible, BUT, if it was possible to actually meet the great man himself would you do it? To share a beer, dunk a donut, and ogle lurleen? surely that would be better than peace and quiet. as the bard would say; borrrrrrrrrrrring.

2006-08-13 14:17:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

does anyone know where i can get egyptian movies from the net for free?

2006-08-13 14:17:44 · 1 answers · asked by MANY 1 in Movies

2006-08-13 14:17:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

doing besides answering my question?
I have the tv on..cold case.

2006-08-13 14:16:43 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't want to make this question ofensive to other users. Please keep in mind, that my only purpose is to see how our society creates these kind of stereotypes.

Thanks :)

2006-08-13 14:16:12 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 14:16:09 · 6 answers · asked by lkyalvin 3 in Movies

2006-08-13 14:16:01 · 21 answers · asked by Melissa420 2 in Movies

I raed soemwhere that wehn you read you olny see the fisrt and the last letter of each wrod and your mnid deos the rest. Isn't that amaznig??

2006-08-13 14:15:34 · 15 answers · asked by Kirbylu 1 in Other - Entertainment

they know everything their kids are doing? How many parents think that their kids are going to listen ALL of the time?

Please, no angry answers, this is just a survey.

I have 4 boys myself and will place the first answer:
I know I don't always know what they are up to but try my best to.
I know my kids will go against what I say to test boundries and because they think they know what is best for them.

2006-08-13 14:15:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is that there isn't enough police around. What do you think?

2006-08-13 14:15:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think mine would have to be Beavis and Butt-head Do America i still love that show!

2006-08-13 14:15:04 · 14 answers · asked by tizzac 2 in Movies

did i miss something?

2006-08-13 14:15:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-13 14:14:53 · 6 answers · asked by macgramps1 1 in Celebrities

I think that they were underrated, But remember people this was in the 80's! No wonder they didn't like them. I LOVE the cult. I think that if they came on a little bit later then we would be listening to more of their Sweet, sweet music! Anyone Agree?

2006-08-13 14:14:43 · 9 answers · asked by evanator2700 2 in Music

2006-08-13 14:14:30 · 4 answers · asked by jamsipooh 1 in Jokes & Riddles

The actor on Fraizer.

2006-08-13 14:14:10 · 2 answers · asked by kman22 1 in Television

cuz the "translator's note" and "acknowledgements" seem to contradict each other... is it really the life of one girl, or a fictitious account?

2006-08-13 14:13:38 · 6 answers · asked by tell me all!!! 4 in Movies

is testiballs a good one

2006-08-13 14:13:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles