The personnel director was interviewing people for the position of account executive. One candidate offered excellent references and experience, and he was well-dressed and well-spoken. The only catch was a disconcerting mannerism: the fellow couldn't seem to stop winking.
So the personnel director decided to be frank. "You've got all the qualifications for the job and I'd really like to hire you, but I have to be honest. I'm afraid that facial tic of yours might put clients off."
"I'm glad you brought that up, sir," said the candidate, "because all I need to make that annoying wink go away is a couple of aspirins. See for yourself. I've got some on me," he says, as he starts emptying his pockets on the desk. The prospective employer was startled to see dozens of packages of condoms piling up: ribbed ones, lubricated ones, multi-colored ones -- every variety imaginable.
"Aha," cried the young man happily, "here they are!" He brandished two aspirin tablets, swallowed them, and sure enough the 'wink' went away in less than a minute.
"So much for the wink," said the personnel manager sternly, gesturing at the mound of rubbers, "but what about all this stuff here? I don't want the company to be represented by some wild womanizer."
"No fear, sir," the prospect assured him. "I'm a happily married man!"
"So how do you account for the contents of you pockets?"
It's quite simple, sir," the fellow assured him. "Did you ever go into a drugstore, winking like crazy, and ask for a bottle of aspirin?"
2006-08-13 14:22:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol and I thought that was going to be a sick joke!
2006-08-13 14:27:25 · answer #1 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
spoken like an out of work republican. his talking and listening skills are what propelled him to grow to be the first african american president. no longer being a movie movie star, or a warfare hero, or a draft dodging, alcoholic son of an ex president for that matter. he's doing what were given him the position he's, compared to maximum presidents who purely disappear into the administration for the first hundred days.
2016-12-06 11:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arr harr harr
2006-08-13 14:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope he gets hired, he's so honest.
2006-08-13 14:51:54 · answer #4 · answered by strawbcat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha lol ♥
2006-08-13 14:51:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-14 08:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋