10. Decorating the house (OK: boarding up windows).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials".
6. Family coming to stay with you
5. Family and friends from out of state call.
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities.
3. Days off from work.
2. Candles.
And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas:
1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!
2006-08-13 14:20:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny, I wonder what part of the country you're from... I'm in South West Florida, so I can relate.
2006-08-13 14:25:32 · answer #1 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-17 10:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Egg-zactly.
Been there, done that, lost it all, and STILL miss my stuff!
My home is probably in Cuba, in little pieces.
lol.
2006-08-14 08:31:09 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is a good one!!!
thats why i don't live near the coast!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-13 17:22:00 · answer #4 · answered by fire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha so so true lol ♥
2006-08-13 14:48:33 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny & clever
2006-08-13 14:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lololololololol
2006-08-13 14:33:31 · answer #7 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is so cute. it is so true
2006-08-13 14:34:40 · answer #8 · answered by marie 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋