Entertainment & Music - 11 August 2006

Duncan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and
passionately in love.

For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled
over to Duncan in tears.

"We can't see each other anymore".... she sobbed.

"Why?" gasped Duncan.

"Daddy says that crabs are too common" she wailed. "He claims you are a mere
crab and a poor one at that, and that crabs are the lowest class of
crustacean and that no daughter of his will marry someone that can only walk
sideways"

Duncan was shattered, and scuttled away into the darkness to drink himself
into a filthy state of aquatic oblivion.

That night, the Great Lobster Ball was taking place. Lobsters came from far
and wide, dancing and merry making but the Lobster Princess refused to join
in, choosing instead to sit by her father's side, inconsolable.

Suddenly the door burst open, and Duncan the crab strode in.

The Lobsters all stopped their dancing, the Princess gasped and the King
rose from his throne. Slowly, painstakingly, Duncan the crab made his way
across the floor....... and all could see that he was walking, not
sideways..... but forwards... Yes FORWARDS, one claw after another!!

Step by step he made his approach towards the throne until he finally looked
King lobster in the eye.

There was a deadly hush..........................

For quite a while.......................

Finally the crab spoke.....................


"F**k I'm pissed!" he said.

2006-08-11 11:53:33 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

For youth under 18 years of age or so.

2006-08-11 11:53:25 · 25 answers · asked by FLAMINGO BABY 1 in Polls & Surveys

Do you give them food?

2006-08-11 11:52:28 · 7 answers · asked by jacicat 3 in Polls & Surveys

Thank you for calling, and sir won't you call back again?

2006-08-11 11:52:19 · 4 answers · asked by serendipity 2 5 in Music

ive been shakin bakin fakin tryin ta get to you and that booty. WHAT IS THE SONG??!!

2006-08-11 11:51:29 · 5 answers · asked by Kelly H 1 in Music

Any thing that you have had on your mind but not actually done yet

2006-08-11 11:51:26 · 35 answers · asked by banditblue1200 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-11 11:51:05 · 20 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

why?

2006-08-11 11:50:26 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 11:50:10 · 35 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

Its my 40th birthday party....

2006-08-11 11:50:09 · 8 answers · asked by cranberry_juice33 2 in Other - Entertainment

He squared off against Screech for the chess championship.

2006-08-11 11:50:03 · 3 answers · asked by funkyc_funkydo 2 in Television

Most of u are like am i compatiable with a leo or whatever! For heaven sake u can search online to look that stuff up! r u being lazy? Does anyone agree with me?

2006-08-11 11:48:37 · 18 answers · asked by Tess c 2 in Horoscopes

2006-08-11 11:48:07 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i thought that was pretty sad...what do you think of it?

2006-08-11 11:47:54 · 4 answers · asked by love4gwen202 1 in Television

2006-08-11 11:47:30 · 23 answers · asked by Brian G 1 in Movies

2006-08-11 11:47:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-11 11:46:41 · 20 answers · asked by very unhappy cheerleader 1 in Music

… or perhaps you are just a partial idiot.

The answers I get for the ridiculous questions I post have confirmed that approximately 85% of the users here are completely clueless. People here believe ANYTHING!

I especially love the questions in the singles and dating section. Who in their right mind would take advice from complete strangers?
The freaks in the religion section are even worse. Do you really think your “insight” is going to change another’s religion or opinion?

This place is for having some fun and making some friends. I admit that I act like a moron, but who cares? Do you think I lose any sleep over offending someone here? Ha!

Anyway... answer the question honestly. Don't be shy. Just admit that you dumb and we can all move on with life.

(Please feel free to say what you think. I don’t report ANYONE)
My apologies to the 15% of the people here that do not apply to the above comments!
Have a nice day.

2006-08-11 11:46:02 · 27 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 11:45:41 · 17 answers · asked by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 in Polls & Surveys

You're in a life boat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Two other people are on board; George Bush and Dick Cheney (he's unarmed). With the rations on board the boat is over the weight limit. You have to throw one of them overboard. Which one do you choose?

2006-08-11 11:45:35 · 6 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 11:44:45 · 34 answers · asked by asdfghjkl 3 in Celebrities

Does anyone know if it will be released on DVD? How about reruns on TV? Do you have a favorite Smurf?

2006-08-11 11:44:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-11 11:44:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 11:44:08 · 18 answers · asked by lyndsey H 2 in Celebrities

Lots of money but no real love or real love but hardly any money?
which one would you be happy with?

2006-08-11 11:43:57 · 33 answers · asked by musiccrazy006 3 in Polls & Surveys

The episode where phil and keely become a "couple". Was that the last episode or is there more, and I WISH IT WASNT CANCELED!!!

Why did they cancel it? Someone said that they have a 65 episode rule but i dont believe that.

2006-08-11 11:43:50 · 14 answers · asked by sausalito 3 in Television

Bunnies are funny.
Animated bunnies are even funnier.
Animated bunnies doing 30 second run downs of classic movies such as It's A Wonderful Life, The Shining, Star Wars and Pulp Fiction : The Funniest!

If you too need a laugh:
http://angryalien.com/

If they seem comment worthy,tell me your favorite,why, etc.

At best I hope you got a chuckle!

2006-08-11 11:43:26 · 6 answers · asked by jkautt 4 in Comics & Animation

do you know the fan mail of dylan and cole sprouse?????????????????

2006-08-11 11:41:54 · 15 answers · asked by anna 2 in Celebrities

I'm a first-year Boorish Sciences major studying for my V.A.T.s (Viking Assessment Tests), and I can't remember if you pillage first, and then plunder, or if it's the other way around. Also, should I sign up for Study Valhalla, or a different elective? I've heard only good things about The First Cut is the Deepest: Axe-wielding Seminar with Prof. Hrothgar.

2006-08-11 11:41:06 · 7 answers · asked by megpavlikova 3 in Jokes & Riddles

im talking about the movie...
has anyone seen the movie yet? i saw that the DVD is on sale for 10 bucks, and renting it from blockbuster is already $5, i want to know if it's worth buying? or it's not worth watching at all? i like comedies, i laughed at deuce bigalow european gigolo (eventhough the movie is dumb), but if i liked that movie, will i like this one?

2006-08-11 11:39:52 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys