Entertainment & Music - 10 August 2006

...he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ***.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”

2006-08-10 03:13:15 · 10 answers · asked by MissBehave 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-10 03:12:26 · 5 answers · asked by ladetina2cute4u 1 in Polls & Surveys

1)The Go-Gos
2)Bananarama
3)The Bangles

I pick #2 Bananarama,I had a huge crush on the Brunette singer who sometimes wore a leather jacket.

2006-08-10 03:12:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm looking for bands that have colors in their name. The first one I think of is Green Day... what do you know...

2006-08-10 03:11:18 · 20 answers · asked by Trichelle 3 in Music

I love M.C. so much because i feel that she sings my thoughts and my fav. song is all of them but especialy we belong together.

2006-08-10 03:10:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

bang your head,enough to go and drive you mad. and there is another song too if you know this one and the other and can post their singers and the sight i can find them at you get best answer: sister christian

2006-08-10 03:10:33 · 5 answers · asked by daphne e 1 in Music

2006-08-10 03:09:37 · 3 answers · asked by jemaple 3 in Movies

Just Curious

2006-08-10 03:09:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-10 03:09:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-10 03:09:10 · 36 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 03:08:44 · 25 answers · asked by changeling 6 in Music

2006-08-10 03:08:42 · 3 answers · asked by xxheather420 2 in Movies

That old men are to be fed Viagra in hospital as part of NHS cut backs. It's to stop them rolling out their beds of the nurse.

2006-08-10 03:07:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hi! Why do people write silly questios??

2006-08-10 03:07:04 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

When I am sitting and watching morning news I cruise by Sesame street. Remarked to friend that every time I do I see a screeching BABY ELMO.
I liked the old characters....Placido Flamingo...H.Ross Parrot....
The grownups knew who these characters were derived from.
The creative energy seems to be gone.

2006-08-10 03:06:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Where would you find the following:

Yagga-Zoozi, Yagga-Zoozi, Yagga-Zoozi-Zim. (cow bell, duck call)

2006-08-10 03:06:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

well im doing great...how are you?
i feel like the happiest person today...im getting my last cavity fixed today and im happy...hopefully I don't have to get a root canal done...cuz this one doesn't look deep.
How are you?

2006-08-10 03:06:17 · 18 answers · asked by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

anything you like about the matrix? or hate about?

2006-08-10 03:05:34 · 11 answers · asked by jake 2 in Movies

lol :)

2006-08-10 03:05:22 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 03:04:33 · 4 answers · asked by profy09 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-10 03:03:28 · 31 answers · asked by kitten lover3 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 03:03:23 · 2 answers · asked by Keith B 2 in Movies

What is your favorite film and why?

2006-08-10 03:03:02 · 12 answers · asked by peebles 2 in Celebrities

Burp

2006-08-10 03:02:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think the phantom menace is the best of the later star wars series because:
1. Liam Neeson,
2. Darth Maul,
3. It's more of a family film, my young kids really love Jar Jar Binks (though I find him a bit annoying). Lucas tarantino-ized the following two films (more violent, too scary for young kids).

Who else agrees with me?

2006-08-10 03:02:03 · 33 answers · asked by pantocool 1 in Movies

2006-08-10 03:01:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-10 03:00:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-10 02:59:37 · 18 answers · asked by wes 3 in Music

Why or why not?

I am having doubts because from the trailer it looks very emotionally disturbing and sad...

2006-08-10 02:59:32 · 20 answers · asked by Kookoo Bananas 3 in Movies

..be honest now! lol ;)

2006-08-10 02:59:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys