Entertainment & Music - 9 August 2006

there were 3 guys walking thru the woods, when they find a magic lamp, the white guy grabs it and a ginny comes out and says, i will grant each of u 2 wishes so the white guy goes first and says i wish i had a huge swiss account, and the ginny says it is done, then the mexican whent next he said i wish i was the richest man in mexico and the ginny says it is done, then the chinese turn he says i wish for(the chinese being greedy) grabs the lamp and starts running, he then tripps over a tree trunk and says sh!t and the ginny says it is done, on his way down the dude sees a big pilled of $hit on the ground and the rest is his-story

2006-08-09 10:50:08 · 34 answers · asked by chiefslapaho 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-09 10:50:00 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The exact location would be nice. Only a true fan would know this.

2006-08-09 10:49:43 · 2 answers · asked by Brodie Bruce 5 in Movies

that steve harvey stand up comedy thing last week?
what was he talking about?
was it funny?

2006-08-09 10:49:42 · 6 answers · asked by nikki -nicole 3 in Polls & Surveys

if so , what are they? do you think they are trying to contact us? do you think i should have a tuna sandwich or a tofu and radish sandwich for lunch~~~~~~~~I'll be this way forever, i will visit you again/ cause im mr.winkie your imaginary friend

2006-08-09 10:49:31 · 5 answers · asked by darkangel1111 5 in Polls & Surveys

if there're other versions of the song "Mr. Sandman" please tell me who the artists are

2006-08-09 10:49:08 · 7 answers · asked by abc2612546 2 in Music

Check out this list of celebrities and their party affiliations and tell me if any of it surprises you.

http://www.hollywoodrepublicans.com/recommendations.htm

2006-08-09 10:48:37 · 3 answers · asked by brandiwhine 4 in Celebrities

2006-08-09 10:47:38 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Loved this band way back...no-one else I knew had heard of them and had to buy on import. Browsing i-Tunes earlier and they just popped in to my head out of the blue but only a karaoke track listed. I know I will go to the attic to get the vinyl out anyhow but just wanted to see if I wasn't alone in my liking for them.

2006-08-09 10:47:30 · 5 answers · asked by Marcus B 1 in Music

2006-08-09 10:47:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you haven't, then state a reason why you think you deserve best answer,

my question is :what noises bother you the most?

as for you others that have best answer, there's still a chance, if any noises that annoy you annoy me also, you mihgt get best answer, or if i have any other questions, answer them, ya still got a chance,

and again, don't report me, (I'm so sick and tired of saying this because i hate being reported,and I'm sure you guys do also) it's a Poll/Survey question, so technically am doing nothing wrong,
Thanks! ☺

2006-08-09 10:45:39 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 10:44:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Give the top 3.

2006-08-09 10:44:36 · 6 answers · asked by Candidato 4 in Music

I like the Chapelle show, I don't always agree with his jokes but funny as heck! All for fun!!

2006-08-09 10:44:16 · 22 answers · asked by ))-->rOXY 3 in Television

Who do you think is the next to go?

(Please God, let it be Angela)

2006-08-09 10:43:58 · 3 answers · asked by Dillon R 2 in Television

It is pretty common here, don't ya know.

2006-08-09 10:43:47 · 1 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is
sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Think about it for a second .....

























Get your drunk *** off the merry-go-round!

2006-08-09 10:42:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If you don't like Rock than dont answer please. By rock I mean classic rock, metal, heavy metal, punk rock, Alternative rock and Industrial Metal.

2006-08-09 10:42:41 · 11 answers · asked by firedemonedge 2 in Music

2006-08-09 10:42:32 · 9 answers · asked by Sanitizer 6 in Music

I do people argue that the weren`t that heavy but we are talking about the early 1970`s the were also the guys who first struck fear into the hearts of people who listened to country, disco, big bands they enhanced the image that black sabbath(unargueably a metal band)tried to set themselves then. Tell me what you think and rock on.

2006-08-09 10:42:06 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

$ THE MISSING DOLLAR RIDDLE $
Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

10 points to the 1st 1 to find the missing $..

2006-08-09 10:41:56 · 22 answers · asked by Kevinemy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

does any one know it, I think he kept singing his name in it too

Thanks

2006-08-09 10:41:43 · 5 answers · asked by Rebz 5 in Music

http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt=Aga0gHz0FJ7M1jTAt1dS.57zy6IX?show=4b545f0def7cf0d676b64aebb50c9c7baa

2006-08-09 10:41:26 · 10 answers · asked by cantik 2 in Polls & Surveys

What's going on???? Young and Restless Fans

2006-08-09 10:40:31 · 5 answers · asked by Annie Mae 3 in Television

Tom Jones has always been a favorite of mine because of the feelings he puts in his songs. I do know he is 66 years old because I was born the same year as him and saw him on stage many years ago. I thought he was taller. Of course when you see someone on tv, it is not the same as seeing live on the stage. He still has his powerful voice, but I don't know if he does tv anymore. I am wondering why those wonderful shows he did are not shown like the networks did with so many of the other shows that are repeated. Perhaps it's a question of copyrights from who bought them, or perhaps he does not want to give permission?

I saw another comment about Tom Jones in another question saying that his looks are fading out but not his shakes and moves.. The person never mentionned his voice. Of course he doesn't look like he did in the 70's but he still can sing!

2006-08-09 10:39:19 · 3 answers · asked by montralia 5 in Celebrities

2006-08-09 10:38:28 · 16 answers · asked by Rope, Rock, Boat 1 in Celebrities

serious replies only

2006-08-09 10:38:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-08-09 10:38:07 · 42 answers · asked by Nightwalker 3 in Polls & Surveys

1)What is it that gets wetter when it dries?
2)What's the difference between sex and Halloween?
3)A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?
4)A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.Who am I?

good luck on these who ever is closest gets 10 points!!!

2006-08-09 10:37:27 · 11 answers · asked by Kevinemy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-09 10:36:59 · 6 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Other - Entertainment