there were 3 guys walking thru the woods, when they find a magic lamp, the white guy grabs it and a ginny comes out and says, i will grant each of u 2 wishes so the white guy goes first and says i wish i had a huge swiss account, and the ginny says it is done, then the mexican whent next he said i wish i was the richest man in mexico and the ginny says it is done, then the chinese turn he says i wish for(the chinese being greedy) grabs the lamp and starts running, he then tripps over a tree trunk and says sh!t and the ginny says it is done, on his way down the dude sees a big pilled of $hit on the ground and the rest is his-story
2006-08-09 10:50:08 · 34 answers · asked by chiefslapaho 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm not being racist im latino
2006-08-09 10:58:14 · update #1
lol cute cute lol ♥ and ignore those who say you're being racist, they're sour prunes pfft lol ♥
2006-08-09 11:03:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao ive heard this one before but it never gets old. And its not "ginny" its genie. You might offend some ppl by saying "ginny". Ginny is a bad word for italian ppl. Just thought i'd let u kno.
2006-08-09 10:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know a better version of this joke..
The white, Mexican and black man. All make one wish, the Mexican goes first gets his wish.. black the same..
then the white man goes and says.. i wish i had a d*ck that women can't resist.
The genie then says wish granted...
so what did the genie do? Make him black!
haha.. i find it funny :)
2006-08-09 10:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by chinch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a white guy a mexican and a chineese r on a boat. the captian says throw over everything on board they dont need cuz they about to sink. so the mexican pushes of hi beans and says i have plenty of this in my country and the chineese does the same for rice. then the white guy throws off the mexican and says i have plenty of these in my country!
2006-08-09 10:55:06 · answer #4 · answered by rocknrollskwurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all it's not a question, so what kind of answer do you expect.
Second, that you write this joke in the net tells everybody something about you, but nothing about the Chinese.
2006-08-09 11:02:03 · answer #5 · answered by meiguanxi :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weren't each of them gonna get two wishes and does the Gennie grant anything that they said this is the worst joke ever so not funny 2 points
2006-08-09 10:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by abc2612546 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound racist. What did the Chinese ever do to you. Besides, a Chinese guy would not say ****.
2006-08-09 10:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by pingtinggege 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aha!
That deserves a chuckle
2006-08-09 10:52:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
I laughed more so at the grammar and spelling than the joke itself
2006-08-09 10:53:52 · answer #9 · answered by sobrien 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this joke hurts......didn't u say the genie said he would grant 2 wishes each..... its not so funny......
2006-08-09 10:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb joke. 2 points!
2006-08-09 10:53:29 · answer #11 · answered by mcmillae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋