can anyone answer these riddles?

Question

1)What is it that gets wetter when it dries?
2)What's the difference between sex and Halloween?
3)A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son." Who was the person in the photograph?
4)A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.Who am I?

good luck on these who ever is closest gets 10 points!!!

Answer 1

1) A Towel
2)Halloween is guarenteed to happen each year
3) His Son
4) Female (someone's daughter)

Answer 2

1 a towel
2 see below...
3 his brother
4 their daughter


answers to #2:
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

7. Less guilt the morning after.

6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

Answer 3

1. a towel
2. halloween always happens each year
3. the picture is of himself
4. the daughter

Answer 4

1. a towel or a sponge
2. halloween is annual, with a set date
3. brother or himself
4. the daughter

Answer 5

1. a towel
2. the guys has all the points that i wanted
3. his son
4. their daughter

Answer 6

1)Sponge
2)Halloween happens once a year
3)He's the son
4)..er....a daughter?
Lots of Hope!

Answer 7

# 1 "ice"?
# 2..dunno. my brain hurts
# 3 is "the man".
# 4 is "their daughter"

Answer 8

1. ice
2. pass
3. the man himself
4. their daughter

Answer 9

Yep.

Answer 10

1. Towel
3. stepkid?
4. foster kid?