You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is
sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Think about it for a second .....
Get your drunk *** off the merry-go-round!
2006-08-09 10:42:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
from 1-10 i would give it an 8!
2006-08-09 10:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by brookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2006-08-09 22:08:27 · answer #2 · answered by Soo W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2006-08-09 18:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-08-09 18:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will give you 3/10
2006-08-09 17:55:05 · answer #5 · answered by nb19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually you are at a bar!
The guy next to you is lion.
The fat chick with the trunk has been kicked out by her boyfriend.
The drug dealer has a pouch.
And you are hoarse from telling this joke over and over to any sot willing to listen to it!
2006-08-09 18:41:53 · answer #6 · answered by MJFProd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would jump onto the elephant and have him move over to knock all the other animals off.
2006-08-09 17:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by shortstop25@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. I give it an 8
2006-08-09 17:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by willberb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i thougt it was a 2.
but my som thought if was funny.
so lets make it a 7
2006-08-09 17:55:31 · answer #9 · answered by jeffkuehn15057 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give it a 3
2006-08-09 17:46:46 · answer #10 · answered by boardergurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋