Entertainment & Music - 8 August 2006

2006-08-08 08:35:44 · 11 answers · asked by laura_lou80 2 in Movies

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually as she passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did a woman in a place they had never been know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a very revealing string bottom, took her sweet time walking toward them. And again, they couldn't help but stare.

Again she nodded at each of them, saying "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," as she passed by.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and called after her, "Just a minute young lady!"

"Yes, Father?" she said as she stopped and turned back.

"We are priests and are proud of it, but I have to know: how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
The woman smiled, bent over a bit, and pulled off her sunglasses.

"Father," she said in a purr, "don't you recognize me? It's me -- Sister Katherine!"

2006-08-08 08:35:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

besides RELIEF

2006-08-08 08:35:22 · 15 answers · asked by litespeed2rw 6 in Polls & Surveys

the song that fergie sings from the black eyed peas it goes how come every time u come around my london-london bridge,something like like. is it called oh snap?

2006-08-08 08:35:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

mine is Howie he is So funny I ROFL!

2006-08-08 08:34:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

First right answer gets 10 points.

2006-08-08 08:34:38 · 2 answers · asked by Chris D 4 in Movies

She's was heavily into the war protesting,she's been an actress and of course,she had the workout tapes for years.

2006-08-08 08:34:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A) Cheese
B) Onions
C) Pickles

2006-08-08 08:33:31 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what field are you working for? or if you're still in school, what do you plan to pursue?

2006-08-08 08:33:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-08 08:33:02 · 23 answers · asked by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mine:
1-myself
2-mom
3-ex
4-friend
5-bank
6-hubby
7-grandma
8-sister
9-sister

2006-08-08 08:32:21 · 17 answers · asked by ♫Hope♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

i love that song, but i dont know who sings it

2006-08-08 08:32:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Does anyone have any cheat codes for The Sims Urbz for PS2? Let me know!

2006-08-08 08:31:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

all i know is that the chorus is like..Is This Love I dont know, I dont wanna let it go, But I know it feels good to me (somebody tell me) Is this love im not sure cause i dont know the sentence for, But I know it feels good to me..thats all i know about the song

2006-08-08 08:31:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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is that why there named (tele)tubbies?

because they can read minds?


and another question....

do they need to make a movie called "Nightmare on Sesame Street"?

2006-08-08 08:31:09 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm looking for tila tequila's "f*** ya man". i can't download it off her myspace and i've pretty much looks everyone. if someone could send it to me or tell me where to get it, that'd be great. thanks.

2006-08-08 08:31:07 · 11 answers · asked by teacup 1 in Music

How do people feel comfortable going to the Dr. Phil show to talk about personal issues on national tv?

2006-08-08 08:31:05 · 19 answers · asked by . 1 in Television

2006-08-08 08:30:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-08 08:30:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

name a band or a solo artists song that inspired you the most?

2006-08-08 08:30:18 · 9 answers · asked by <3s_StarsHorseShoes 2 in Music

I need to get my pipe taken care of before I get a leak.

2006-08-08 08:30:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-08 08:29:36 · 5 answers · asked by dplcoolcool 1 in Music

2006-08-08 08:29:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if so, at what cost & what address can I send a tape? My name is Tej. My phone number is 661-317-2535. My address is 2829 Marye Margo Circle in Palmdale, CA. 93550 My e-mail addresses are tejurstar@sbcglobal.net & usertr2544@aol.com

2006-08-08 08:29:00 · 2 answers · asked by Tej 1 in Music

Lyrics include "Let the rain come down, let the rain come down, let the rain come down, down". Its NOT Purple Rain. I think it was later in his discography. TIA.

2006-08-08 08:28:43 · 2 answers · asked by workinggirl418 2 in Music

Mork and Mindy?

2006-08-08 08:28:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i carved your name into this bullet so everyone would know that your were the last thing that went through my head.

2006-08-08 08:28:22 · 2 answers · asked by some evil guy 2 in Music

2006-08-08 08:28:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Is Ozzy playing at Ozzfest 06' at Raleigh North Carolina?

2006-08-08 08:28:03 · 6 answers · asked by laxiscool47 2 in Music

2006-08-08 08:27:40 · 46 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys