A confirmed horse player hadn't been to church in years even though his wife attended every week. One Sunday, however, he finally went with her.
"That wasn't so bad," he said on the way home. "The church was air-conditioned, the pews were cushioned and the singing is great. Did you notice people looking at me when I joined in with my deep baritone voice?"
"Yes, I noticed them," his wife responded. "But the next time we go to church, please try to sing, "Hallelujah, Hallelujah" and not "Hialeah, Hialeah."
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2006-08-05
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