A confirmed horse player hadn't been to church in years even though his wife attended every week. One Sunday, however, he finally went with her.
"That wasn't so bad," he said on the way home. "The church was air-conditioned, the pews were cushioned and the singing is great. Did you notice people looking at me when I joined in with my deep baritone voice?"
"Yes, I noticed them," his wife responded. "But the next time we go to church, please try to sing, "Hallelujah, Hallelujah" and not "Hialeah, Hialeah."
lol
2006-08-05 19:37:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute and short :) ♥
2006-08-05 19:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Needs 2 do homework b4 going 2 church
2006-08-06 02:57:46 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.....good one.....u get 10/10
check this one toooo.........have fun
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.?
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"
Johnny: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"
2006-08-06 09:35:35 · answer #3 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok,
blond needs some extra $ so she goes next door to her rich neighbor, looking for odd jobs,
'you can paint my porch', he says, 'what will you charge?'
she says 'how about $50?'
ok, agreed...'paint is in garage..."
man's wife asks him, 'does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house?'
'she should, she was standing on it'
short time later she comes back to get her earnings..
'you're done already?', he asked
'yes, and i had enough paint left for 2 coats'
confused, and impressed, he reaches for his wallet...
'and by the way,' she says, 'it's not a Porshe, it's a Lexus'
2006-08-06 03:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by duhman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke remind me of my brother...for that, a 10
2006-08-06 02:44:52 · answer #5 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol ...
his voice was probably hoarse as well.
Hialeah ! whinny at the pew ...
2006-08-06 09:06:03 · answer #6 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the best joke i heard but decent
2006-08-06 02:41:32 · answer #7 · answered by ssuter1983 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats happened with me lastweek oh shiit how did you know about it ???
2006-08-06 02:54:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh... he need to listen better
*pssst*
2006-08-06 02:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.......EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
2006-08-06 06:38:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋