Entertainment & Music - 4 August 2006

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.

Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among losers."

2006-08-04 16:02:32 · 13 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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what tv show would you like to see a reunion of?

i think i would like to see a reunion of "the nanny" (an actual show..not the cast get-together like they did last year)

2006-08-04 16:01:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Hi All;) .. What would you choose, if you had, to,"Love" or "Fame"?;) ..And why?;)?

Thanks, for answering, in advance!;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

2006-08-04 16:00:57 · 23 answers · asked by Kimberly 6 in Polls & Surveys

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How mant times she got laid?

An Ugly woman walks into a grocer shop with 2 kids, the guy behind the counter says " are they twins " the woman says " no, he is 7 and she is 5," " why do you think they look alike " the guy says " No, I can't beleive you got laid twice ". Rate it 1-10

2006-08-04 16:00:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Why Won't our government ADMIT that Aliens landed in Roswell New Mexico? and Area 51 is There?

2006-08-04 16:00:10 · 19 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

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is it hard??????????

Is it hard to learn how to play the guitar??? i have played the clarinet and the piano? and i am ok at both of them!

2006-08-04 16:00:07 · 8 answers · asked by noname 2 in Music

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What's your favorite song???

2006-08-04 16:00:02 · 16 answers · asked by thespeakeris tooloud 1 in Music

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Why is my avatar so happy (last one)?

This is the last emotion 'cause I've done all the others. Hope ya'll ain't annoyed by my avatar emotions questions. I just was curious to what ya'll would say in your answer and wanted to review some funny answers. But this is the last one. I know some people might think "yea, we're done with those questions. Now if we can only get rid of those long avatars". Some answers on the previous emotion questions were so funny. Thanks for answering and making me laugh. Hope I didn't annoy anyone too much.

2006-08-04 15:59:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what age do u think ur gonna live 2 n how old r u now ??

question 2: wat do u want 2 do b4 u leave earth

2006-08-04 15:59:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If I gave you an empty container, what would you put in it?

2006-08-04 15:59:07 · 28 answers · asked by jacicat 3 in Polls & Surveys

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In this heat: Air Conditioning, Swamp Cooler - or some other means of staying cool?

Maybe you just hang out in the basement? What works for you?

2006-08-04 15:58:37 · 2 answers · asked by Crooks Gap 5 in Polls & Surveys

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who's avatar looks like mine?

i need a double.

2006-08-04 15:58:25 · 34 answers · asked by ace 3 in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone thnk Elijah Wood is hott?

elijah wood plays on The Lord of the Rings and if you think hes hott well then your awesome!!!if you dont then ur gay!!!

2006-08-04 15:58:07 · 29 answers · asked by chelsie p 1 in Movies

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Name finder?

If you ever want to know how some soap opera actors and actresses, and yes porn stars get their names all you have to do is put the name of your pet as your first name and the name of the street you grew up on as your last name,

i.e. mine would be AbbieFoxcroft

2006-08-04 15:57:41 · 11 answers · asked by strawberryred 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Vegetables: Fresh, Frozen, Canned, or none at all?

What is your preference?

2006-08-04 15:57:16 · 11 answers · asked by Crooks Gap 5 in Polls & Surveys