Entertainment & Music - 2 August 2006

I was just wondering, because my crush is Capricorn, and I'm Aries. Thanks for your answers.

2006-08-02 08:29:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

L.T.Q. #1I ________________________________________A man packs up all of the contents of his cubicle at work, promising to send out "Lateral Thinking" questions again once he gets settled in his new location. However, due to circumstances not entirely out of his control, after the move he decides not to unpack his belongings. If the cards containing the questions are still packed away, how is he able to continue the e-mail messages? ________________________________________________________________________________Betty signals to the headwaiter in a restaurant, and says, "There's a fly in my tea." The waiter says, "No problem, madam. I will bring you a fresh cup of tea." A few minutes later Betty shouts, "Get the manager! This is the same cup of tea!" How did she know?________________________________________
L.T.Q. #2________________________________________In New York City's Central Park, in the middle of summer, police have discovered the frozen body of a man lying in the centre of a baseball diamond. There are no footprints leading to or away from the body. How did he die, and how did his body get to where it was found?________________________________________
L.T.Q. #3________________________________________Part #1: A horse jumps over the tower and lands on a man, who disappears. How can such a thing be?
Part #2: Two priests sitting in the castle's chapel see the queen attack the king and kill him. The priests rise, shake hands, and leave the room why so sanguine about regicide?
________________________________________
L.T.Q. #4________________________________________Coming home from work, Simon had just put his key in the lock of his door when he heard his wife Betty scream, "Bill, don't kill me!" He dashes in to find Betty dead with a knife buried in her chest. Standing around the body are a postman, a doctor, and a lawyer. The husband immediately knows the postman killed his wife. How? ________________________________________
L.T.Q. #5
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Rachel was sun bathing at a nude beach because she heard it was the best way to acquire an overall tan. Day after day she was out lying in the sun, yet couldn't manage the complete tan. What could she be doing wrong to prevent her from receiving the even tones she so desired?


L.T.Q. #6
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Against his better judgment Captain Frank attended Art Bragg's annual Christmas party. Captain Frank sat in a corner trying to be as inconspicuous as possible, when Art trapped him in one of his many tall tales. "Why yes," began Art, "even my days as a younger man were filled with adventures. That beautiful white rabbit skin and that 14 point moosehead on the wall are both from animals that I shot when I was just a lad of 12. I got them both up in Canada during my July 4th holidays. Two summers later I shot this beautiful bear you're sittin' your feet on." Captain Frank realizing that Art was just getting started, got up and said, "Art, excuse me, but I can't take your bull any longer." Why did Captain Frank say this?
________________________________________

L.T.Q. #7
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Duncan Drivel had a collection of rare bird calling records which he wished to sell. He sold half of his records plus a half record more to Professor Bumble. then he sold half of what was left and a half record more to Whislin Willy. At this point Duncan had one record left. How many records did Duncan have originally?
________________________________________
Two other questions come to mind.
1. What are Professor Bumble and Whislin Willy going to do with only half a record? Is it the top half or bottom half? Or maybe the left half or the right half. And won't it destroy the record player to try to play only half a record?
2. What is the title of the record Duncan has left, and why did he keep it?
Which brings a third question to mind: Who is the biggest turkey of the bunch?

L.T.Q. #8
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Charles Pompuss was racing around in his new sports car when he noticed that his throat was parched. He came to a screeching halt in front of the 'Soul-Ace Hotel' and the nine police cars which had been chasing him, slammed into the back of his car and each other's. How many bumpers will have been hit?
________________________________________

L.T.Q. #9
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A horse is tied to a five meter rope in front of an old saloon. Six meters behind the horse is a bale of hay. Without breaking his rope, the horse is able to eat the hay whenever he chooses. How is this possible?
________________________________________

L.T.Q. #10
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Texas Tom is looking for a cottage set on a beautiful waterfront property. The realtor suggests a new development on the Moscow Sea. He says that the only problem with the property is that it's a little tough to get to right now. But the transportation in the future will make that much easier. What should Tom know?
________________________________________

2006-08-02 08:29:09 · 9 answers · asked by matthewedid 2 in Jokes & Riddles

How to Become a Twinkie
Americanize your name. Names like Raja become Roger and names like Wei Tong become Jason.
Unlearn/do not learn your native language.
Listen to white people music. Also, any sort of techno remix of a song in your native tongue is off limits.
Go to parties where you will be known as “That Asian Guy.” No reason to be at a party with more than one of you.
Shop where white people shop. That means Abercrombie and Fitch, don’t half-*** it and go to Old Navy.
Talk in catch phrases and famous lines from movies, as long as they’re funny. It's not like anyone cares what you think anyway.
Learn more about American History than you could ever know about your own. Your cultural history is just that: history.
Date a white man or woman. Remember you have to act like them to become them. That includes dating.
Under no circumstances can you watch Anime, Bollywood, or Kung Fu films.
Do not associate yourself with any FOBs. As far as you know, they’re just weird.
Never ever be caught saying, “Where the curry at?” or “Dim Sum, I’ll have me sum of that.”
Never ever visit the home country. As far as you know, it smells. Do you want to come back smelling too?
Watch a lot of porn. You should acquire a taste for white people and porn helps. Keep telling yourself “There is no BOA” or “Aishwarya Rai does not exist.”
Exception to the rule: Your parents are going to force you into a career. Probably a stereotypical one for an Asian. Live with it.
Do not join ethnic frats or clubs. They only promote your culture.
Bangra, Yoga and Wushu are ethnic foods in your mind. Not dancing and martial arts.
Never ask your parents the names of the food you’re eating but be the master of ordering take out.
For the girls: use “like” at least sevens times per sentence, i.e., “Like, let’s go, like, to the, like, movies.”
Also for the girls: pin up the pictures of the Abercrombie guys everywhere. They are the only acceptable standard for what is hot.
Another for girls: Highlights, belly button rings and glitter. Everyone else is doing it. No natural beauty is allowed!

2006-08-02 08:28:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i want to see a picture of gerard way when he was little

2006-08-02 08:28:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

It's half closed-got any idea why??

2006-08-02 08:28:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

And Im wondering if the owner had to pay that riduculous pet fee the airlines charge now? LOL

2006-08-02 08:27:54 · 15 answers · asked by OhSoJazzy 2 in Movies

i wanted to hit my head after what i said!!LOL

2006-08-02 08:27:52 · 20 answers · asked by DDTHAPPINESS 5 in Polls & Surveys

for anything girls, boys, drugs.

2006-08-02 08:27:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-02 08:27:36 · 27 answers · asked by ReeCee 1 in Movies

2006-08-02 08:27:34 · 7 answers · asked by CS333 1 in Horoscopes

2006-08-02 08:27:31 · 15 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm the same boy I used to be.

2006-08-02 08:27:10 · 2 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Music

2006-08-02 08:27:06 · 30 answers · asked by Sumara 4 in Comics & Animation

Would you?

2006-08-02 08:27:05 · 18 answers · asked by mountaingirl88 3 in Polls & Surveys

L.T.Q. #1I ________________________________________A man packs up all of the contents of his cubicle at work, promising to send out "Lateral Thinking" questions again once he gets settled in his new location. However, due to circumstances not entirely out of his control, after the move he decides not to unpack his belongings. If the cards containing the questions are still packed away, how is he able to continue the e-mail messages? ________________________________________________________________________________Betty signals to the headwaiter in a restaurant, and says, "There's a fly in my tea." The waiter says, "No problem, madam. I will bring you a fresh cup of tea." A few minutes later Betty shouts, "Get the manager! This is the same cup of tea!" How did she know?________________________________________
L.T.Q. #2________________________________________In New York City's Central Park, in the middle of summer, police have discovered the frozen body of a man lying in the centre of a baseball diamond. There are no footprints leading to or away from the body. How did he die, and how did his body get to where it was found?________________________________________
L.T.Q. #3________________________________________Part #1: A horse jumps over the tower and lands on a man, who disappears. How can such a thing be?
Part #2: Two priests sitting in the castle's chapel see the queen attack the king and kill him. The priests rise, shake hands, and leave the room why so sanguine about regicide?
________________________________________
L.T.Q. #4________________________________________Coming home from work, Simon had just put his key in the lock of his door when he heard his wife Betty scream, "Bill, don't kill me!" He dashes in to find Betty dead with a knife buried in her chest. Standing around the body are a postman, a doctor, and a lawyer. The husband immediately knows the postman killed his wife. How? ________________________________________
L.T.Q. #5
________________________________________
Rachel was sun bathing at a nude beach because she heard it was the best way to acquire an overall tan. Day after day she was out lying in the sun, yet couldn't manage the complete tan. What could she be doing wrong to prevent her from receiving the even tones she so desired?


L.T.Q. #6
________________________________________
Against his better judgment Captain Frank attended Art Bragg's annual Christmas party. Captain Frank sat in a corner trying to be as inconspicuous as possible, when Art trapped him in one of his many tall tales. "Why yes," began Art, "even my days as a younger man were filled with adventures. That beautiful white rabbit skin and that 14 point moosehead on the wall are both from animals that I shot when I was just a lad of 12. I got them both up in Canada during my July 4th holidays. Two summers later I shot this beautiful bear you're sittin' your feet on." Captain Frank realizing that Art was just getting started, got up and said, "Art, excuse me, but I can't take your bull any longer." Why did Captain Frank say this?
________________________________________

L.T.Q. #7
________________________________________
Duncan Drivel had a collection of rare bird calling records which he wished to sell. He sold half of his records plus a half record more to Professor Bumble. then he sold half of what was left and a half record more to Whislin Willy. At this point Duncan had one record left. How many records did Duncan have originally?
________________________________________
Two other questions come to mind.
1. What are Professor Bumble and Whislin Willy going to do with only half a record? Is it the top half or bottom half? Or maybe the left half or the right half. And won't it destroy the record player to try to play only half a record?
2. What is the title of the record Duncan has left, and why did he keep it?
Which brings a third question to mind: Who is the biggest turkey of the bunch?

L.T.Q. #8
________________________________________
Charles Pompuss was racing around in his new sports car when he noticed that his throat was parched. He came to a screeching halt in front of the 'Soul-Ace Hotel' and the nine police cars which had been chasing him, slammed into the back of his car and each other's. How many bumpers will have been hit?
________________________________________

L.T.Q. #9
________________________________________
A horse is tied to a five meter rope in front of an old saloon. Six meters behind the horse is a bale of hay. Without breaking his rope, the horse is able to eat the hay whenever he chooses. How is this possible?
________________________________________

L.T.Q. #10
________________________________________
Texas Tom is looking for a cottage set on a beautiful waterfront property. The realtor suggests a new development on the Moscow Sea. He says that the only problem with the property is that it's a little tough to get to right now. But the transportation in the future will make that much easier. What should Tom know?
________________________________________

2006-08-02 08:26:59 · 15 answers · asked by matthewedid 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-02 08:26:50 · 43 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 in Polls & Surveys

look atmy profile to see mine. =)

2006-08-02 08:26:47 · 18 answers · asked by i_♥_coke&water 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-02 08:26:12 · 42 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-02 08:25:51 · 2 answers · asked by pinkpolkadots 1 in Television

2006-08-02 08:25:45 · 33 answers · asked by Z Rose 1 in Music

2006-08-02 08:25:41 · 3 answers · asked by clair 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-02 08:25:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

...Stephen Hawking or Steven Wright?

2006-08-02 08:24:19 · 3 answers · asked by }pixie{ 4 in Polls & Surveys

There is an episode with prue where the sisters battle demons in court ... i think therre was cole too...........that was my first charmed episode...........and i cant renember anything..........i renember that there was a demonic judge......and someone burned him........i think that was cole

what is the name of the episode?

And um does anyone know when season 8 dvd is comin out?
10x i would also appreciate it if you advice me

Im 14 and I'm starting to write a book called Third-teen(It's not 100% confirmed,the title)
and um its story is inspired from charmed...............only the concept...............but i created my story............nothing taken from charmed just the concept..............do u advice me to continue or im still young?

2006-08-02 08:24:18 · 6 answers · asked by Ralph C 1 in Television

If were are going to blame the booze, perhaps we should be going after Anheisher Bush.
What do you think?

2006-08-02 08:24:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

EASY TWO POINTS.............u are being offer a free pizza to u and u were offer waht topping would u like to have???????/

2006-08-02 08:24:08 · 9 answers · asked by DivaStar 5 in Other - Entertainment

the movie that motivated me the most was legally blonde. even though im not a blonde the movie tells you that you can do whatever you want and don't listen to people if they try to let you down and say that you can't succeed in life of what you want to become.

2006-08-02 08:24:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20060802120227AALZgDw&r=w&pa=FZptHWf.BGRX3OFMhDBQVLSre1A6jteqkxDPUc9irVWCHrA4Dw--#NbUvWjq.WTmARt3aiKDL

2006-08-02 08:23:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am looking into learning to play the trombone. I want to buy a new or used instrument but there are several types to choose from. Which type would be the best for playing Ska and Jazz?? thanks

2006-08-02 08:23:49 · 4 answers · asked by drainu84 1 in Music

When is the new 50 Cent album comming out and if its already out whats it called. If you have heard the song Not Rich Still Lyin, 50 says new album July 18th...I've been searching and I cant find it...any help

2006-08-02 08:23:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music