How to Become a Twinkie
Americanize your name. Names like Raja become Roger and names like Wei Tong become Jason.
Unlearn/do not learn your native language.
Listen to white people music. Also, any sort of techno remix of a song in your native tongue is off limits.
Go to parties where you will be known as “That Asian Guy.” No reason to be at a party with more than one of you.
Shop where white people shop. That means Abercrombie and Fitch, don’t half-*** it and go to Old Navy.
Talk in catch phrases and famous lines from movies, as long as they’re funny. It's not like anyone cares what you think anyway.
Learn more about American History than you could ever know about your own. Your cultural history is just that: history.
Date a white man or woman. Remember you have to act like them to become them. That includes dating.
Under no circumstances can you watch Anime, Bollywood, or Kung Fu films.
Do not associate yourself with any FOBs. As far as you know, they’re just weird.
Never ever be caught saying, “Where the curry at?” or “Dim Sum, I’ll have me sum of that.”
Never ever visit the home country. As far as you know, it smells. Do you want to come back smelling too?
Watch a lot of porn. You should acquire a taste for white people and porn helps. Keep telling yourself “There is no BOA” or “Aishwarya Rai does not exist.”
Exception to the rule: Your parents are going to force you into a career. Probably a stereotypical one for an Asian. Live with it.
Do not join ethnic frats or clubs. They only promote your culture.
Bangra, Yoga and Wushu are ethnic foods in your mind. Not dancing and martial arts.
Never ask your parents the names of the food you’re eating but be the master of ordering take out.
For the girls: use “like” at least sevens times per sentence, i.e., “Like, let’s go, like, to the, like, movies.”
Also for the girls: pin up the pictures of the Abercrombie guys everywhere. They are the only acceptable standard for what is hot.
Another for girls: Highlights, belly button rings and glitter. Everyone else is doing it. No natural beauty is allowed!
2006-08-02 08:28:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Deepest Ocean
The love you gave me will always live
You'll always be there every time I call
You offered me the greatest love of all
You take my weakness and you make me strong
And I will always love you 'til forever comes
2006-08-10 02:16:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well if not done maliciously by a guy then they are probably just flirting. As for men doing it more so than women I think it is down to immature behaviour (female friend helping me here) and because guys have a showing off in front of mates aspect and again flirting as being seen as the main member of group of guys i.e. having group attention is considered manly. Also some no matter how unPC are funny.
2016-03-27 14:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was that supposed to be funny? Or a quick guide to how to become white? I just don't understand
2006-08-09 06:03:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
That is not nice and I would never repeat any thing so mean.
2006-08-10 06:09:19 · answer #4 · answered by nathaniel129 1 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Wow, you must realy be frustrated.
'Like' just chill, ok?
Nice.....
2006-08-10 05:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by Capricious 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Do you try to be obnoxious or were you born a poop?
2006-08-02 08:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by Med Student 4 · 8⤊ 1⤋
ok.....who's this sort of info for again?
2006-08-02 08:37:49 · answer #7 · answered by Mango 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmm... i really dont want to read all that...
2006-08-10 05:38:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
AND THE POINT OF THAT IS??????????????????
2006-08-10 05:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
thats awsome! :P
2006-08-07 05:57:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 12⤋