Entertainment & Music - 29 July 2006

2006-07-29 16:58:17 · 16 answers · asked by heather s 1 in Television

Questions and Answers

Q: WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius

Q: WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
A: They don't have enough time

Q: WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
A: They don't stop for directions

Q: WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

Q: WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in

Q: WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
A: They're intended for children but men usually end up playing with them

Q: WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock

Q: WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
A: You need a rough draft before you make a final copy

Q: HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
A: Nobody knows, since it has never happened

Q: ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument.
A: Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

2006-07-29 16:57:39 · 8 answers · asked by Rick 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-29 16:57:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Proud Mommy? or The Jimbo?

2006-07-29 16:57:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anø1eus© 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 16:57:08 · 32 answers · asked by Hello 1 in Polls & Surveys

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

2006-07-29 16:56:14 · 10 answers · asked by jussmessin 2 in Jokes & Riddles

There are so many good ones out there...

2006-07-29 16:56:11 · 26 answers · asked by SpringsGirl 2 in Movies

STUCK UP B@CTH!

2006-07-29 16:55:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

BX for LIFE!

2006-07-29 16:55:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you ever notice how there are certain people on yahoo that want to put there 2 cents in but wouldn't dare leave a e-mail address so the person asking the question can reply to there f**k*d up answer.P*SSY!!

2006-07-29 16:55:31 · 10 answers · asked by Yourbestbet 1 in Other - Entertainment

I am not gay, I was just wondering.

2006-07-29 16:55:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 16:55:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I would really like to order Christian books and music in bulk and pay wholesale prices. There is a need in my area for these items and I need info on how to get this started. Only serious replies, please!

2006-07-29 16:54:28 · 3 answers · asked by momoffouryoungun 1 in Music

2006-07-29 16:53:14 · 27 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

Here are two girls..

http://i7.tinypic.com/21dheah.jpg...

http://i7.tinypic.com/21dheky.jpg...


Which one is prettier? and which one is more dateable?

The blonde one doesnt drink, shes a christian. Virgin..nice, funny, I heard she helps out ppl for advice, christians, so I guess morals?

The brunette parties/drinks, not sure if shes a virgin... loves boys, fun, and so on.

Im just asking, be polite.

2006-07-29 16:52:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's the name of that song that says something like " but she looks so pretty when she smiles"? it was played at the end of one of Spike TV's Daria episodes?

2006-07-29 16:52:06 · 2 answers · asked by dookie cool the insomniac 1 in Music

2006-07-29 16:51:53 · 10 answers · asked by Katie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i want 10 comments/answers/responses in 50 minutes.

2006-07-29 16:51:11 · 18 answers · asked by krzykels234 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-29 16:51:00 · 11 answers · asked by Robin W 1 in Movies

2006-07-29 16:50:54 · 22 answers · asked by ~*~ChEeR*bAbEh~*~ 1 in Polls & Surveys

just curious

2006-07-29 16:50:47 · 12 answers · asked by Georgia Bulldogs!!! 1 in Movies

but i dont know her name any tips??

2006-07-29 16:49:29 · 7 answers · asked by brownsugar 4 in Music

2006-07-29 16:48:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think it came out in the mid 90's. I only know a few of the lyrics but one of them are "She don't eat but she sure likes the bone!" Another lyric is about I think Mary Mo. . and she's a vegitarian. Thank you for your help.

2006-07-29 16:47:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i need a song to listen to and i like ones that give you an urge to fight or something like that

2006-07-29 16:47:51 · 29 answers · asked by Dill 1 in Music

Just write down what you're thinking. If you are thinking what I'm thinking as I type this, you get ten points.

2006-07-29 16:47:08 · 35 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 16:46:42 · 6 answers · asked by tf 3 in Celebrities

2006-07-29 16:46:21 · 11 answers · asked by Julie. :) 3 in Celebrities

im bored....if u got yahoo messenger add picture_purfect_angel i wont be on tonite but sometimes i am

2006-07-29 16:44:37 · 6 answers · asked by Molly a.k.a. Mo 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-29 16:44:09 · 8 answers · asked by Jubei 7 in Polls & Surveys