There are so many good ones out there...
2006-07-29 16:56:11 · 26 answers · asked by SpringsGirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
And what movie is it from?
2006-07-29 16:57:34 · update #1
my name is indgo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
the princess bride
2006-07-29 17:14:32 · answer #1 · answered by poboyman27 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There is a handful of good ones from Batman: The Joker.
Tell me my Friend have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale Moonlight?
Blazing Saddles.
Sheriff:Sounds like the prisoner in the cell 1 just woke up, Are we awake?
Prisoner: Are we black? (hanging from the top bunk by his Hell's trying to get up)
Sheriff: Yes.
Prisoner: Then we are awake ( Grunt grunt )
Sheriff: Do we need eney help?
Prisoner: O all I can get.
Hay weren't you someone big once
Yes, I was the Waykowe Kid.The fastest gun in the West.
What happened to you.
Well I was walking down the street minding my won business when I hared a voice say Reach for it Kid.I turned around to find a 6 year old kid with a 6 shouter in his hand.
What ju do?
I turned around and started to walk away,The dirty little bastard shot me in the as.
2006-07-30 01:10:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Van Helsing and Carl from the movie Van Helsing.
Van Helsing: That's why your coming with me
Carl: Oh, the hell be damned I'm not.
Van Helsing: Mind you, you're a monk and monks shouldn't curse.
Carl: Well, Actually, I'm just a friar, so I can curse all I want. Damn it.
Carl: Van Helsing! I don't want to go to Transylvania
Carl: Why does it smell like wet dog in here.
Van Helsing: Carl, You're a genius!
Carl: A genius with access to unstable chemicals.
That's at least as close as I can get them...Haven't watched the movie in a few months.
2006-07-30 00:18:17 · answer #3 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any thing from Reality Bites...............
Sammy: I just do not understand why this moment needs to be Memorexed.
Troy: Sammy, don't you realize this is your one oppurtunity to play a small part in what is destined to be greatness? Lainy here is going to revolutionize Good Morning Grant.
Sammy: Oh my God I am so sorry, I had NO idea.
Lelaina: Oh yeah, look whos mocking. All you do around here, Troy, is eat and couch and fondle the remote control.
Troy: I am not under any orders to make the world a better place.
Lelaina: Well, then what good are you?
Troy: You're a pathological optimist.
Lelaina:: You’re pathological.
Vicky:: Oh why don’t you guys just do it and get it over with, I’m starving.
((phone rings))
Troy: Hello, you've reached the winter of our discontent.
2006-07-30 00:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You Can't Handle The Truth. From A Few Good Men.
2006-07-30 00:22:07 · answer #5 · answered by wolflady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quotes from dumb & dumber i love that movie
Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
State Trooper: Pullover!
Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!
Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?
Elderly woman: Change? No I'm sorry, I don't.
Lloyd: Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?
Elderly woman: Of course.
Lloyd: Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!
2006-07-30 00:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by coolbeans_kc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is from " Now Voyager" .
" why dear your crying"
" These are just tears of gratitude. An old maid's gratitude"
" Honey don't talk like that"
It's a bette davis movie and she just says it wondefully.
2006-07-30 00:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by maxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favorite one is from "Tommy Boy" when Chris Farley is in the auto shop and nobody's paying attn to him. lol. he pretends to be a ninja.
he says a few things that are funny, but its the line "CAT-LIKE SPEED AND REFLEXES!" thats the best. anytime one of my friends bumps into something, or makes a really brainless move of some kind, its a race to see who can be first to say that one. lol.
2006-07-30 00:02:05 · answer #8 · answered by hellion210 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Chief Brody in Jaws
"Allow myself to introduce.....myself." Austin Powers (#1)
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes." Indiana Jones
"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.' Sallah In Raiders of the Lost Ark.
"Yeah, and I thought you'd be bigger." - Road House with Patrick Swayze.
"Uh, Uh, you go first." "I have seen this movie before, the black dude always dies first." - Orlando Jones in Evolution
2006-07-30 00:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by Natterjack9 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MAL: Zoe, Doc, gather these bodies together, strong them across the nose of our ship.
ZOE: Cap'n, that's --
MAL: Kaylee, find that kid what's taking a dirt nap with baby Jesus, we need a hood ornament. And Jayne!
JAYNE: Whuh?
MAL: Try not to steal too much of their sh*t.
--it's from the bloopers on the Serenity DVD, Nathan Fillion start making crap up after like the 15th take...
(marry me Nathan, I love you!!!!)
2006-07-30 00:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by Whedonist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That's gonna leave a mark" from Tommy Boy, " I'm trying to use the phone!" from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, and of course - " I won't think about that now, I'll think about it tomorrow - tomorrow is another day" from Gone With the Wind
2006-07-30 00:14:32 · answer #11 · answered by michael c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋