Questions and Answers
Q: WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius
Q: WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
A: They don't have enough time
Q: WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
A: They don't stop for directions
Q: WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn
Q: WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in
Q: WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
A: They're intended for children but men usually end up playing with them
Q: WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock
Q: WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties
Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
A: You need a rough draft before you make a final copy
Q: HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
A: Nobody knows, since it has never happened
Q: ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument.
A: Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
2006-07-29 16:57:39 · 8 answers · asked by Rick 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why are dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can remember them.
I don't find them offensive. I find them rather humorous, especially when you describe my husband so descriptively.
2006-07-29 17:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if a tree falls in the forest and there is no one around to hear it does it still make a sound?
if a man a makes a statement and there is no woman around to hear him
is he still wrong?
2006-07-30 00:04:31 · answer #2 · answered by cleopatrais42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those jokes are sexist, and I'm offended.
Yeah, right. I can see the headline now. "White american male sues for discrimination, nation laughs."
2006-07-30 01:35:29 · answer #3 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not at all. some uptights might think so but they're not offensive to me or any of my friends at all.
2006-07-30 00:03:59 · answer #4 · answered by dookie cool the insomniac 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you convince the men of this
2006-07-30 00:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they are funny and yet so true.
2006-07-30 00:08:50 · answer #6 · answered by maxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, don't know that i'd call them feminist, but definitely funny.
2006-07-30 00:03:55 · answer #7 · answered by jussmessin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!^^^
2006-07-30 00:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋