A guy answers an ad for a bellringer at the local church. The priest says," How can I consider you for the job? I can't help noticing U don't have any arms." The guy says, "Let's go to the belfry and I'll demonstrate." Off to the belfry they go. He says, "Stand aside, Father and watch." The guy runs at the bell and smashes his face into the bell. Well, the bell rang like it had never rung before. The priest said, "I'm impressed my son, but how long could you keep that up?" The guy says, " Well, Father,I can see you need more convincing" He ran at the bell again, stumbled, glanced off the bell, flew out of the belfry, and landed face down on the street below. 2 guys across the street saw the whole thing and rushed to help the guy. The first guy to him turned him over and said,"Poor guy never knew what hit him." The 2nd guy said, Hey, I think I know that guy." The 1st guy said, What's his name?" The 2nd guy said, "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell."
2006-07-26
06:51:53
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