What do U think of one of my favorite jokes(feel free to include a joke of your own with your answer.)?

Question

A guy answers an ad for a bellringer at the local church. The priest says," How can I consider you for the job? I can't help noticing U don't have any arms." The guy says, "Let's go to the belfry and I'll demonstrate." Off to the belfry they go. He says, "Stand aside, Father and watch." The guy runs at the bell and smashes his face into the bell. Well, the bell rang like it had never rung before. The priest said, "I'm impressed my son, but how long could you keep that up?" The guy says, " Well, Father,I can see you need more convincing" He ran at the bell again, stumbled, glanced off the bell, flew out of the belfry, and landed face down on the street below. 2 guys across the street saw the whole thing and rushed to help the guy. The first guy to him turned him over and said,"Poor guy never knew what hit him." The 2nd guy said, Hey, I think I know that guy." The 1st guy said, What's his name?" The 2nd guy said, "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell."

Answer 1

LOLOLOLOL! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!!!!

i have a favorite yo mama joke...

yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she sees people waving!!!

Answer 2

A guy walked into a bar with a human head under his arm. He said to the bartender, "two beers please".
Astonished, the bartender brought the two beers. The man drank one and the head drank one! This goes on for about two hours. A hugh crowd gathered around as one more round of beers were served. At That point, the head
rolled off the bar, hit the floor and smashed into hundeds
of pieces.

The bartender said, "See, he should have quit drinking
while he was ahead!"

Answer 3

Ha Ha. I have one. Okay so the three little pigs go into a restaurant. ( This is all after the whole Big Bad Wolf thing.) The waiter seats thgem at a table for three. He asks them, "What would you like to drink?" The first little pig says, " Iced tea." The second little pig says, " Root beer." And the third little pig says, "Water." So the waiter brings them their drinks. 5 minutes later, the waiter asks them what they want to eat. The first little pig says, " Steak." The second little pig says, " Pizza." And the third little pig says, "Water." After a couple minutes, the waiter brings out their meals. When the pigs finish, the waiter asks them what they want for dessert. The first little pig says, " Cheesecake." The second little pig says, " Ice cream." And the third little pig says, "Water." When they finish, the waiter brings them their check and asks who will pay. The third little pig says he will. As the pig is paying the bill, the waiter asks him why all he had was water. The third little pig replies simply, "Well, someone has to go wee wee wee all the way home."

Answer 4

LMAO Cute :D What is small and green and smells like bacon?

Kermits fingers :P

Answer 5

Hardy-har-har. Golf clap.

That's a groaner for sure. Not bad!

Answer 6

That gave me a chuckle! Very cute!

Answer 7

Thats a really funny joke lol.did it take you forever to come up with that joke or did it pop rite into ur head. Just from that joke that I have seen you've got talent.Great job
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

thats funny! hehe
I have a favourite Yo Mamma! joke. Here it goes.......Yo Momma is like crack, everyone does her, but no-one addmitts it!

Answer 9

thats cute

Answer 10

ha ha ha