Please tell me a really funny phone prank to play when someone calls me????

Question

A guy that I like

Answer 1

2 points @#$%@!#$%

Answer 2

When you receive a call from someone you hate. You should pretend that some one is with you who is on the computer as you are talking. You should go, "Hold on a sec.." but let the person on the other end hear everything, and then pretend to be speaking to someone who is with you. You should then go, "shhhhhssh...listen there is some one on the phone. I don't want them to hear this, OK? Are you on line yet? ( A little pause) OK buy 20,000 shares ..Don't question me, damn it. I know what I am saying.. Buy twenty thousand fu cking shares of XYZ (It could be the call letters of any horrible stock). Yes...That's right. 20 freaking K. What do you mean at what price, damn it? Just buy it. At whatever asking price. OK? Just do it..god damn it. I know its going to triple in two days, OK? Just do it!" and then you should go back to the conversation.

Answer 3

Be like hello, you have reached FORFILL YOUR FANTASIES where all your fantasies will be forfilled, by sexy little me. (in a sexy voice), so what's your name big boy. If he goes along, continue to do this, but if he doesn't and is like this is the wrong number, oh, you won't the ghetto version, i mixed up the calls (say that ghetto.), and start talkin' about chicken!

Answer 4

" hi i am taking a survey, and we want to know who do you like, and how do you feel about her?" if you tell me we will enter you to a ABSOULUTEY free diner to baskin robbins

and then u know who he likes and how he fells abotu her

it might be u :D

Answer 5

"You've reached the phone company. We're testing the lines in your area so if you would, please whistle into the phe so we can perform a line check."

Answer 6

hello but were do you want be to put alll the butter u order its 100,000,000 $