25. if computers get to powerful, we can orginize then into a commitee- that will do them in
26. in any organization,there will always be one person who knows whats going on. this person must be fired
27. virtue is its own punishment
28. the firt bug to hit a clean windsheild lans directly in fron of your eyes
29. if you view your problem closely enoough wou will recognize yourself as part of the problem
30. opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment
31. our cheif want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. having found them, we shall then hate them for it
32. if you are given on open book exam, you will forget your book. if you are given a take home exam, you will forget where you live
33. procrastination avoids boredom, one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do
34. science is true. dont be misled by the facts
35. if an experiment works, something has gone wrong
2006-07-25
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