A woman was standing before the bedroom mirror, admiring herself in her expensive new outfit. She posed this way and that before her husband, looking on with disinterest, remarked: "Your bum is the size of a 3-burner barbecue!" Later that evening, tucked up and cosy in bed, he lent over, tapped her on the shoulder, and asked hopefully: "How about it?" She replied: "It's hardly worth lighting the whole Barbecue for half a sausage".
2006-07-25 05:36:05 · 9 answers · asked by Just Ask 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank Adele...
2006-07-25 05:37:58 · update #1
i've never heard that one. gold star for you:-) EXCELLENT!!!
2006-07-25 05:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Good one simple quest...
That is why old people say "becare ful of ur remarks it may hit back at u !ahahahahahahaha..COG
2006-07-25 12:42:10 · answer #2 · answered by Child of God 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope haven't heard it. good one how did you come up with it from experience. lol just joking
2006-07-25 13:14:28 · answer #3 · answered by ANONYMOUS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard it. It's a bit funny.
2006-07-25 12:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres a lil truth in that one lol
2006-07-25 12:46:36 · answer #5 · answered by eyes_kitty_green 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol no I haven't, its very good too lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-25 12:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-07-25 12:39:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooooo that was cold!
2006-07-25 12:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-25 12:41:01 · answer #9 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋