Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday
during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued.
First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able
to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife
that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that
I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the
fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't
said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
golfing this weekend. "What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am.
When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke
and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So she says, 'Wear
your sweater.'"
2006-07-24
19:08:05
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