Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday
during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued.
First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able
to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife
that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that
I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the
fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't
said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
golfing this weekend. "What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am.
When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke
and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So she says, 'Wear
your sweater.'"
2006-07-24 19:08:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Superb!!! LOL my, you're good!
2006-07-24 19:54:56 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mine is not a joke but reality.
Majority of men deserted by their wives, or husband who dont want to see their wives on weekends can be located playing golf.
2006-07-25 02:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by mann54 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-07-25 02:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by forealmsnwn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice idea!
8.5/10
2006-07-26 00:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...
reminds me....
the husband went to the kitchen, and came back to the bedroom with a plate, and on the plate a glass of water and two disprins..and said to his wife ...." Here honey, take this for your headache lovey ...." and she said ..." but...i have not got a headache !" ...and he said ........" YAHOOOOOOOO !!!! , that is good news !!! "....
2006-07-25 16:26:26 · answer #5 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute ending.
2006-07-25 02:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So-so
2006-07-25 02:18:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny joke.
2006-07-25 02:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by Desire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one....lol
2006-07-25 02:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty hilarious...but you can kind of tell what the pun of the joke is going to be...
2006-07-25 02:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by gabriella 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-07-25 02:38:21 · answer #11 · answered by bird in the sky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋